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Who is that beautiful blonde with an apparently drunk eleven-year-old Mr. Hipster?
It’s the infamous, and rarely photographed, mop lady of Yosemite Park. She prowls the California wilderness seducing pre-pubescent, private boys school losers in tan, 1980s ski parkas. I loved her, I really loved her. We were going to jet over to Reno for a quickie marriage, but the dean of my middle school told me that she was dirty and full of bugs that would make me itch in bad places.

But check out the cool, hipster camo hat (complete with back flaps).