Boat Basin Cafe June 10, 2004[CLOSED] I can’t help but feel like an extra from Gladiator standing in this joint. Stepping below West...
Zanzibar August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Oh God, where do I start? (Sorry, this is my Erma Bombeck beginning…) I was dragged to...
Trilogy Bar & Grill June 9, 2002[CLOSED] With the demise of Dakota, Trilogy takes over as the ultimate UES ughfest. Pushing the stereo to...
Punch June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Oooh, I love clowns! Not really. Unfortunately for 99% of the population, there is nothing more repulsive...
Turtle Bay Grill & Lounge August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Is a place really a grill if nobody eats there? Is a place really a lounge if...
Martell’s Restaurant August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Sometimes you wish for something original. You ain’t going to find it here. Martell’s falls into the...
Mad River Bar and Grill August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Another cookie-cutter UES bar and grill, with dark wood, a brass rail below the long bar and...
Ozone Bar and Lounge August 4, 2001[CLOSED] What’s with the lounge thing? What makes a place a bar and lounge as apposed to just...
Merchants NY – West August 4, 2001[CLOSED] When places like this start getting mass-produced we know the apocalypse is upon us. We’re not saying...
Opal June 7, 2000[CLOSED] Have you ever had the feeling you’ve been somewhere before, despite the fact you know you’ve never...
Big Sur February 26, 2000[CLOSED] If Dakota had a slightly uglier, shorter, more quick to anger sibling, this would be her. Luckily...
Dorrian’s Red Hand Restaurant February 26, 2000“Tragically upper east” watering hole where affected 20 somethings gather to “kill liver.” Regulars say “fake ID’s work...