Gramercy Tavern April 1, 2003It’s about time we at The Survey got some fuckin’ class. Seriously, you can’t get any further from...
Dallas BBQ (Greenwich Village) April 1, 2003[CLOSED] This particular Dallas BBQ has a weird Friday’s vibe going on. There seems to be an exorbitant...
Dakshin April 1, 2003[CLOSED] We’re not quite sure what an “Indian bistro” is (it’s printed on Dakshin’s awnings), but we’re willing...
Wrapsody April 1, 2003[CLOSED] You easterners have this apprehension about eating anything called a wrap. You think it’ll make you soft,...
Toad Hall April 1, 2003It’s like SoHo’s version of a sports bar. There are TVs and munchies on the bar. There are...
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Midtown West) April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Oh Ray, your pizza is divine. You are New York. You’re everywhere, yet you’re nowhere. You’re like...
The Edge April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Darts and beer. It doesn’t get simpler than that. After all, this is a simple place that...
Girl From Ipanema April 1, 2003[CLOSED] “Mind if we dance wif yo dates?” The scene kept flashing through my brain after walking in...
Mama Mia 44sw April 1, 2003Cheap Italian food in the Theater District should be a hot commodity. After all, who has the time...
44 & X April 1, 2003Are you thin, neat, over thirty and single? No, I’m not lookin’ for a special friend, I’m telling...
Little Saigon April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Voted least likely to cause flashbacks and uncontrollable shaking in your average PTSD Vietnam vet amongst Hell’s...
Broome Street Bar April 1, 2003In the land of the lounge, the Broome Street Bar is a nice respite. There’s no velvet rope,...
Azuri Cafe April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Dare I call him the falafel nazi? No, that would be both ironic and offensive considering the...
West Side Sushi April 1, 2003[CLOSED] First, this place needs to clean the bird shit off of its awning. There’s nothing that primes...
Thai Basil February 10, 2003[CLOSED] I seem to recall reading an article that essentially said if I eat enough Thai food, I’ll...
McDonald’s (Greenwich Village) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Drunk or sober, this McDonald’s has a special place in my heart. Back when I was in...
McDonald’s (Theater District) February 10, 2003Long lines of grumpy midtowners. That smell of frying that can only be McDonald’s. We’re not sure what...
McDonald’s (NoHo) February 10, 2003This is thee place to come if you’re in the NoHo/SoHo area and need to pee. Not only...