Mystery

Unbreakable

Unbreakable

Rating:  Try as I might, I can’t pronounce M.’s last name. Maybe I’m a stooge. Maybe I’m a ‘tard. Maybe all the people who complained…

Disturbia

Disturbia

Rating:  Rear Window as dumbed down for today’s teenage audience. An interesting concept, to be sure, but ultimately a disappointing foray into mediocrity. So you…

The Da Vinci Code

The Da Vinci Code

Rating:  I look back through Ron Howard’s filmography and I see a list of films that are just plain boring. The man has a knack…

Arlington Road

Arlington Road

Rating:  Arlington Road is a nice little suburban paranoia meets domestic terrorism film that keeps you guessing to the very end. The problem is there…