Tex-Mex

Avenida Cantina

Avenida Cantina

Who doesn't love a taco? Well, apparently like everyone online who has ever been to this joint. The reviews are just fucking brutal. One review site (which ...
Johnny Utah's

Johnny Utah’s

You gotta worry about a joint that names itself after a Keanu Reeves character in Point Break. You gotta worry even more about a place that has a mechanical bul...
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Yippie Yi Yo

We've walked by this joint a thousand times. To be honest, we walked by it not only because the name is completely nonsensical, but also because it's so dam...
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Sutton Watering Hole

We accidentally walked in here thinking it was Sutton Place, and found, to our dismay, that this was more like a creepy version ofĀ Lolita meets Basic Instin...
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Tequilaville

The only mass-produced Mexican food that's really worth anything is Taco Bell. Period. Along comes Tequilaville, where flavor goes to die. Do you like your ...
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Mo’s Caribbean

We always found it weird that spring break bars in Mexico and any other tropical locale feel the need to recreate the outside atmosphere inside. In other wo...
El Rio Grande

El Rio Grande

Have you ever been to one of those places where it just smells like a fight is brewing? Maybe it's the thirty guys crowded around the bar ogling the three secre...
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Johnny Tejano’s

Became: Osso Buco Almost like losing a close relative, sadly, Johnny's is gone. Mexico meets the Upper East Side at this inexpensive Tex-Mex haven where th...