The only mass-produced Mexican food that’s really worth anything is Taco Bell. Period. Along comes Tequilaville, where flavor goes to die. Do you like your beans soggy and your tortillas even soggier? If so, then this is your joint. Sit at the bar and drink overpriced beers and watery margaritas. Sound like fun? It isn’t. [MF]

12 Vanderbilt Ave.