Chelsea

Cookshop

Cookshop

The stomach flu is a bitch. It can turn what is a perfectly pleasant meal into a study in persistent denial and peristalogical (to coin an adjective) gymnastics...
The Biltmore Room

The Biltmore Room

I'm not really sure what I expected at this place. It's not as if I expected Shangri-La or anything, but from the descriptions I read, I might as well have be...
Maritime Lobby Bar

Maritime Lobby Bar

Geez. A sailor-themed bar in Chelsea? No way! Actually, it's not at all as, um, queer as it sounds. Granted, the place does have the requisite super-dancing...
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Home/Guest House

It's never fair or appropriate to judge a place by your corporate holiday party. Those nights it's neither typical nor representative of the typical crowd, ...
The Park

The Park

No, we didn't eat here. Honestly, spending enough time in this place to eat an entire meal seems like a soul-sucking event that we want nothing to do with. ...

The Half King

Owned by Sebastian "Perfect Storm" Junger (along with a couple partners) The Half King is one of those places that is both inviting and fun at the same time...
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Billy’s (S)topless

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Ben Kenobi quotes aside, you will find no wise, monk-like Jedis in this dump. We can only assum...
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Red Rock West

Imagine if you and your drunken fraternity buddy sat down one night after a fat J and a couple quarts of O.E. and tried to dream up the perfect bar that you...
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Cajun Restaurant

Despite being panned by every legit reviewer in the city, this Chelsea bayou eatery is a little slice of New Orleans brought to the Crappy Apple. Surprisingly...