Diary

I have a lot on my mind. Sometimes it causes insomnia. Maybe this will help.

The Last of Us Remastered

The Last of Us Remastered

Look, I don’t play a lot of video games. I’m an adult with a job and a wife and some kids and some other stuff…

Farmersonly.com

Odd Finds: Farmersonly.com

So I took Hipster Jr. down to a soccer tournament in in South Jersey somewhere. It was originally supposed to be at Fort Dix, which…

Unicorn

Odd Finds: Bad Moon Unicorn

So this innocuous pink unicorn, along with a bunch of other stuff, arrived at our house courtesy of Grandma Hipster and her job at the…

Bishop Womack-El

Odd Finds: The Prophetic Phyisician

This guy is totally my favorite snake oil salesman of all time. He is a self-described prophetic physician. Where does one go to study prophetic…

Odd Finds: World’s Lamest Toy

Odd Finds: World’s Lamest Toy

So we were at the ghetto-ass toy store near our house, and we ran across these awful dolls. I had a hard time believing they…

Odd Finds: World’s Ugliest Lamp

Odd Finds: World’s Ugliest Lamp

There’s really not a whole lot to say here. This has to be the world’s ugliest lamp–bar none. One wonders what the hell was going…

Odd Finds: Anti-Terror Trash Cans

Odd Finds: Anti-Terror Trash Cans

Who are these for? Seriously. Since when are the world’s trash bins its biggest liability? Is a terrorist really going to take the time to…

Odd Finds: Dead Guy Frame

Odd Finds: Dead Guy Frame

And now for the ultimate example of shameful tastelessness… “When someone you Love becomes a Memory, the Memory becomes a Treasure” Nothing like terrible poetry,…

Odd Finds: Car Turntable

Odd Finds: Car Turntable

In a shining example of engineering brilliance, we bring you the automobile record player: And you thought you had problems keeping your CD from skipping?…

Odd Finds: Dog Dancing

Odd Finds: Dog Dancing

I was watching King of the Hill a few weeks ago, and both Bobby and Hank get into dog dancing. Yes, that would be the…

Odd Finds: Seeing-Eye Horses

Odd Finds: Seeing-Eye Horses

I admit that I’m often behind the times. Apparently seeing-eye horses have been in the news several times over the last couple of years, but…

Odd Finds: The Inappropriate Logo

Odd Finds: The Inappropriate Logo

Everything changed September 11th, 2001. The country and the world will never be the same. Apparently this asshole slept through the whole thing: I received…

Odd Finds: The Catalog Catalog

Odd Finds: The Catalog Catalog

Every day I receive a pound of useless junk mail. There are the local store flyers, the giganto-pack of coupons to places I’ll never go,…

Odd Finds: The Modern Day Racist

Odd Finds: The Modern Day Racist

Mr. Hipster grew up in a liberal household on the West Coast surrounded by people of every creed and color. He loved The Jeffersons. He…

Odd Finds: Freshstart Network, Inc.

Odd Finds: Freshstart Network, Inc.

Introducing the guy who’s going to save you from bankruptcy and all your financial ills … M.C Hammer Yes, the same Hammer that burned through…

Odd Finds: Baby-Vac

Odd Finds: Baby-Vac

Don’t get me wrong, babies are lovely, but the amount of drool and snot that emanates from their little cavities is amazing. I always assumed…

Odd Finds: Beefalo

Odd Finds: Beefalo

Just when you thought those wacky cattle folks couldn’t get any wackier… So, I open a menu on a recent vacation to a B&B in…

Odd Finds: The Marked Bible

Odd Finds: The Marked Bible

So I pull my mail out of that impossibly small metal box they give you in your average NYC apartment, and see this thing staring…

Thor Screening

Thor Screening

So this happened. Yes, my buddy invited me to a lovely screening of the movie Thor. He being an employee not of the folks throwing…