Nobody likes to have the wool pulled over his or her eyes--especially when it's really, really obvious. The fact that the owners of Big City expect us to beli...
Okay, it's a friendly place with a dog theme (sounds suspiciously like Barking Dog Luncheonette right up the street.) Neighborhood joints are supposed to be f...
The average age of the crowd at Yura varies somewhere between 70 and six feet under. With more breathing tubes and walkers per capita than any other restaur...
Oh Jared, wherefore art thou Jared? My guess is that he's at McDonald's right now filling his gut with a Big Mac and a supersized fries. Seriously, no wonde...
We aren't snobs here at Mr. Hipster survey. We'll review just about anything if they serve food or ply us with liquor. Those of you out there who haven't ha...
I'll have the clams casino to start and the rack of lamb for my main course. Seriously, who ever orders this crap at a diner? People get eggs and hash browns. T...
Amazingly, Osso Buco means "crappy family style" in Italian. No joke. It still amazes us that these "family style" places feel it's okay to skimp on flavor ...
Damn I love grilled chicken. I mean, who knew an animal so stupid could taste so good? We're not going to pretend that this joint is an authentic Texas B.B....
It's always nice to have a neighborhood place that serves rotisserie chicken and sides. I grew up in LA surrounded by places like El Pollo Loco, California ...
Like the great Phoenix, Roma Pizza rises from the ashes of the great La Mia Pizzeria. Honestly, we see absolutely no difference between the two. The staff is th...
Never the first place you'd head at the beginning of the night, Richter's makes for a lot of fun at 4 AM when other, less adventurous UES bars have shut dow...
Prior to its remodeling in 1998, the Kinsale was less like a tavern and more like a home to the criminally drunk and helplessly stupid. Most of its patrons ...
Trite Japanese chain eatery serving "day old McSushi" at McD's prices. Fans say the chicken teriyaki is "edible" but the kitchen "looks like a salmonella pa...
became Big City Bar & Grill
This Third Avenue new-grad magnet has "curvy baseball hats and plaid shirts as far as the eye can see." Women are "sure to get...
What can we say about Zesty? Actually, not much, as it's just another take-out-type pizza place that's too brightly lit and not particularly clean. Some sur...
Not one of the patrons that sampled this flimsy establishment can figure out what the hell the name is all about. Apparently it has something to do with the...
Dissenters say "a warm slice of sheetrock" is all you'll get at this no-frills Greek-flavored East side pizzeria, where "only the neighbors are Italian." ...
"Take a date here and you'll get laid for sure", said one reviewer. Of course there is no guarantee printed on the menu, but if you give your respective dat...
