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    Hipster

    Five Points

    [CLOSED] Even Mr. Hipster is impressed by the number of hipsters in this joint. Odd little groups of...
    The Biltmore Room

    The Biltmore Room

    [CLOSED] I’m not really sure what I expected at this place. It’s not as if I expected Shangri-La...
    Ara Wine Bar

    Ara Wine Bar

    [CLOSED] Calling this place “sleepy” is an insult not only to the so-named dwarf, but to the institution...
    Hipster

    Etats Unis

    [CLOSED] Calling this place small is like saying that Tom DeLay is kind of an asshole–an understatement of...
    Hipster

    Subway (Murray Hill 2)

    [CLOSED] I hope to God this is the last Subway I ever have to review. Just thinking about...
    Hipster

    Tandoori Club

    [CLOSED] As occasionally happens, this place closed before I had a chance to review it. Shame, as it...
    Maritime Lobby Bar

    Maritime Lobby Bar

    [CLOSED] Geez. A sailor-themed bar in Chelsea? No way! Actually, it’s not at all as, um, queer as...
    Hipster

    Café Metro (Murray Hill)

    [CLOSED] It’s always good to have a standby. You know, the place that is perfect in pinch and...
    Hipster

    Chef’s Express

    [CLOSED] This is one of those weird places that is both full and empty at the same time....
    Giuseppe's

    Giuseppe’s

    [CLOSED] Manhattan truly is the home of the generically named pizza joint. They dot the eastside from the...
    Hipster

    Cafe Creole

    [CLOSED] Screeeech! Ah, the sound of that preverbal needle ripping away from a wax disc. In a kind...
    Cafe Charbon

    Cafe Charbon

    [CLOSED] Grenade! Sorry, I just felt like saying that for some reason. Maybe it’s because this joint resembles...
    Hipster

    Cafe Bonjour Too

    [CLOSED] This is like the Mediterranean annex of Cafe Bonjour down the street. It has that clever “too”...
    Hipster

    Nation

    [CLOSED] There seems to be a lot of these Midtown bars that are kind of faceless in the...
    Hipster

    Oxford Cafe

    [CLOSED] Patisserie? Bistro? Let’s call this place what it is; a sandwich and salad place. Yes, it’s another...
    Hipster

    Jacques-Imo’s To Geaux

    [CLOSED] [Disclaimer: this was written before Katrina, so insensitivity is okay.] You would have figured the folks of...
    Hipster

    The Grill at All About Food

    [CLOSED] All about food, huh? That’s a sweet name. So direct. So… uninventive. And now we have The...