K Lounge May 15, 2006[CLOSED] I’m totally convinced that behind one of those curtains lies the strip club that this place so...
Manchu Wok May 15, 2006[CLOSED] I’ve had some bad Chinese food in my life. I’ve had some really, really awful Chinese food,...
Café Metro (Rock Center) May 15, 2006[CLOSED] If they had an admiral’s club at lunch places, I would totally be chillin’ right now with...
Digby’s Cafe May 15, 2006[CLOSED] For some reason this joint reminds me of that weird, bi-polar mind-child cartoon, Ziggy. That or the...
Hale and Hearty Soups (Rock Center) May 15, 2006[CLOSED] It’s no big secret that I don’t consider soup a true meal. Flavored liquid either belongs in...
Gusto May 15, 2006[CLOSED] When I was growing up Italian restaurants had Chianti bottles in that straw basket thing with candles...
Osteria Stella May 15, 2006[CLOSED] Tainted. A very apropos adjective to start off a review that stems from a work event. There’s...
Motor City Bar May 15, 2006[CLOSED] I could just as soon fix a space shuttle as I could an automobile. Lifting the hood...
Ixta May 15, 2006[CLOSED] Mr. Mxyzptlk, are you there? Boy have we found the place for you. Better not call Bizarro...
Santa Fe Bar & Grill May 15, 2006[CLOSED] I can still hear the faint sound of my rumbling stomach bouncing off the adobe walls in...
Rink Bar May 15, 2006[CLOSED] Nothing like a huge corporate event to bring out the charm in a place. Add in the...
The Original Yip’s Oriental Express March 23, 2006[CLOSED] One should not eat this way hitting thirty. A bowl full of fetid cholesterol and saturated fat...
Two Boots – Rockefeller Center January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Mmmm boots. Wow, that steak tasted like and old boot. I think I’m gonna boot. I’m gonna...
Cucina & Co. Rockefeller Center January 14, 2006[CLOSED] A fancy-pants, foreign-sounding name can’t save this place from slumming it with low-grade meat and bargain basement...
Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Everything to everyone. Isn’t that the old adage? What the hell is an adage anyway? And what...
Red Sky January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Sometimes places just teeter on the edge of uncool. Using the transitive property: just because a place...
Dylan Prime January 14, 2006[CLOSED] To call this place a steakhouse is a real misnomer. Granted, they serve steak and stuff, but...
Pinocchio III January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I cannot tell a lie: I think this biatch is closed. Good, they shouldn’t have been sticking...