Lucky Strike January 14, 2006[CLOSED] There’s no way to not feel just a wee bit hip when sitting in one of these...
Les Halles – Park Avenue January 14, 2006[CLOSED] The evening here got off to a strange start. The bar somehow ran out of liquid containers,...
Savour January 14, 2006[CLOSED] And just when you thought it was safe… Your next-door neighbor engulfs you. Savour is now part...
Pret a Manger (Rockefeller Center) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] What can I say about Pret that hasn’t already been said? It’s fast food that doesn’t taste...
Pret a Manger (Murray Hill 2) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I only ended up here because that blasted Chipotle joint was apparently giving away peyote-dipped taquitos the...
Au Bon Pain (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The word “vanilla” always springs to mind when thinking about this place. The whole joint just stinks...
Food Merchants (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] For some reason the word ”merchant” always makes me think of a sea shanty or a big...
McDonald’s (Spanish Harlem) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I must admit that this is not a ‘hood in which Mr. Hipster normally hangs out. As...
Blue Smoke September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I must admit that I have trouble keeping my ribs straight. No, I don’t mean I walk...
Sunflower Diner September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I guess I never realized how full of youngins this neighborhood is. I suppose it’s just a...
Red Garlic September 26, 2005[CLOSED] You won’t be surprised to know that most of the dishes at this Thai seafood joint have...
Quiznos (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Why does toasting make sandwiches so damn good? I mean it’s a pretty simple concept, but one...
Yura on Madison September 26, 2005[CLOSED AT THIS LOCATION] Muffins and shit do not a restaurant make. I debated (with myself) on more...
Dublin 6 September 26, 2005[CLOSED] So, I’ve actually been to Dublin, and let me tell you: this place ain’t no Dublin. Dublin...
Fresh September 26, 2005[CLOSED] This word “fresh” can mean so many things. When we were children and we talked back to...
Cafe Zaiya September 26, 2005[CLOSED] All I can picture when I think of this place are those weird, Japanese pink rice balls....
Wonder Foods September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I guess if a sandwich could be a superhero, it would reside at Wonder Foods. This is...
Spill September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The only thing this place succeeded in doing was making me want to ”spill” my dinner all...