Cafe Bonjour & Pizza September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Laziness breeds food choice. Check that. Soul-sucking, chained to your desk jobs breed food choice. Not surprisingly,...
Moonstruck September 26, 2005[CLOSED] As far as diners go, this one kinda rocks. Although calling it a diner is not really...
Old San Juan September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Generally you want to stay away from the word “old” in the name of your restaurant. The...
The Irish Rogue September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I’m always a little skeptical of Irish pubs that feel the need to actually put the word...
Pret a Manger (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED at this location] For a joint with such a fancy name, you’d expect a little more, I...
Better Burger (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I don’t know if they’re necessarily “better.” Unique, maybe. Compact, certainly. I mean they’re better than a...
Korjan April 9, 2005[CLOSED] It’s Japanese. It’s Korean. It’s both, yet the Korean gets completely short-changed on the awning. It’s a...
Houston’s – Citicorp April 9, 2005[CLOSED] I swear I actually had a dream about Houston’s artichoke dip. It’s an odd thing for a...
Tartare April 9, 2005[CLOSED] You know, with a little Crest, one can really rid oneself of this problem. Ooh, the ‘e’...
Deborah April 9, 2005[CLOSED] It seems that every one of these little places we go to that is called like Fred’s...
Café Botanica April 9, 2005[CLOSED] So, the folks are in town, eh? So, they decided to stay at a classy joint on...
New World Grill April 9, 2005[CLOSED] This place hardly qualifies as a restaurant. It’s not that the food is bad or anything, but...
Cedar Tavern April 9, 2005[CLOSED] The kids have wood. Well, the students have cedar, at least. And by the looks of this...
Bull Moose Saloon April 9, 2005[CLOSED] I swear this place was closed the first couple of times I thought about going in. The...
Caribbean Spice February 7, 2005[CLOSED] Why are those Jamaican animals such sons-of-bitches? I mean you have your jerk chicken, jerk goat… What?...
Blockheads (Midtown West) February 7, 2005[CLOSED] In the low-rent world of Mexican food, I suppose this could qualify as upscale. Now, that’s comparing...
Patsy’s Pizzeria (Upper East Side) February 7, 2005[CLOSED] Just mentioning Patsy’s makes me crave that thick, delicious pepperoni. Not digging on swine, I pretend that...
American Trash February 7, 2005[CLOSED] This place is like an institution on the UES. While so many crappy bars have come and...
