Tenement June 10, 2004[CLOSED] The name of this joint certainly doesn’t inspire confidence. It brings about visions of supping at a...
Così Sandwich Bar (Midtown East) June 10, 2004[CLOSED] These fast food joints are all over the city and seem to be spreading like the plague....
Mary Ann’s (East Village) June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Mary Ann’s, like most mini-chain restaurants, is consistently just fine. Pumping out tacos and burritos by the...
Calle Ocho June 10, 2004[CLOSED at this location] This joint is certainly impressive enough when you first walk in. The front bar,...
Kenny Rogers Roasters Express June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Calling this a separate restaurant is kind of misleading. It’s technically a Kenny Rogers Roasters Express, which...
Ranch 1 (Midtown West) June 10, 2004[CLOSED] The crown jewel of the Ranch 1 franchise, this location–right next to Letterman’s Late Show–is front and...
Kelley and Ping June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Way back in the day when Mr. Hipster used to work down in SoHo, I used to...
Puck Fair June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Let’s start off by saying that Puck Fair is not for the faint of heart. It’s not...
El Sombrero (aka: The Hat) June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Jefe, would you say we had a plethora of cucarachas? Well, they’re not visible, but we certainly...
Pita Grill (Hell’s Kitchen) June 10, 2004[CLOSED] I spell Pita Grill d-i-s-a-p-p-o-i-n-t-m-e-n-t. No matter how many times I try to like this place, I...
Tabla June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Let me just start off by saying we walked through the doors at this place pretty much...
The Coffee Pot June 10, 2004[CLOSED] I have a coworker who once called the Coffee Pot’s soup “the worst swill I have ever...
Ludlow Bar June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Where did the guys with the spinners and the...
Gramercy Park Hotel Bar June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Apparently this used to be the place to hang out late night for rock stars and drug...
Burke’s Restaurant & Bar June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Uh, I’ve come to understand that this place closed like a week after it opened. Shame, as...
Say Cheese! June 10, 2004[CLOSED] This joint sounds as if it should be a photo studio for infants–you know the ones with...
AZ June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Is it closed or isn’t it? Well, it should be. Wasting a cool space like this with...
Chimichurri Grill May 1, 2004[CLOSED] Does this look like the kind place in which you’d want to drop $22 on an entree?...
