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    Hipster

    Greenwich Brewing Company

    [CLOSED] The thing that generally makes a good bar a good bar is personality. Therefore, Greenwich Brewing’s stunning...
    Hipster

    TA Cocina

    [CLOSED] Tijuana Authority? Tasty Apps? Taco Ass (the worst of all afflictions)? Actually, I think it’s some fancy-schmancy,...
    Hipster

    Soup Burg – Madison Ave.

    [CLOSED] Grease is the word–is the word–is the word. It’s hot, smooth, and it’s steaming. All horrendous Frankie...
    Hipster

    Morgan’s Bar

    [CLOSED] Nothing like a subterranean playground for the be-suited and insanely nouveau riche to get your Friday night...
    Hipster

    L’Allergria Ristorante

    [CLOSED] Um, uh, yeah, so I think I, um, had some chicken parmesan or something here. Obviously this...
    Hipster

    Danal

    [CLOSED] It’s like Christmas all year long at this place. I’m not sure why this is exactly, other...
    Hipster

    Dallas BBQ (Times Square)

    [CLOSED at this location] Crap, I guess I’m a little (a lot) behind in my reviews. This place...
    Plan B

    Plan B

    [CLOSED] If this is Plan B, maybe they should move on to plan C or D or Z....
    Daisy May's BBQ

    Daisy May’s BBQ

    [CLOSED] How we even found this place is beyond me. After trekking to the outer-limits of the Isle...
    Hipster

    Do Hwa

    [CLOSED] Say wha? Oh those wacky Koreans and their monosyllabic names–what are we gonna do with them, right?...
    Hipster

    7A

    [CLOSED] I always like a high hipster quotient with my burger. Somehow those stupid-ass trucker hats make the...
    Hipster

    Siberia

    [CLOSED] Apparently this place used to be down in the subway station. Somehow they’ve managed to move it...
    Hipster

    Momo Sushi

    [CLOSED] Isn’t Momo the name of a mime or a chimp or something? Maybe I’m thinking of Coco,...
    Hipster

    Mod

    [CLOSED] What the hell are people thinking with the velvet ropes–especially velvet ropes on the UWS in a...
    Hipster

    Señor Swanky’s

    [CLOSED] Señor Swanky’s loosely translates in English to Mr. Filthy’s. It’s an apt name, too, as this joint...
    Hipster

    Mimma’s Pizza

    [CLOSED] The original joint that inspired the timeless pun, “You can make a chicken roll, but you can’t...
    India House

    India House

    [CLOSED] Does having some lukewarm slop in three warming trays constitute a restaurant? In fact, do restaurants generally...
    Hipster

    Kitchen 82

    [CLOSED] The concept behind this place is actually kinda cool. Charlie Palmer (who I originally thought was that...