BOS Noodle Shop February 5, 2004[CLOSED] So now we know what that darned blonde Duke boy is up to: he’s given up his...
Assaggio February 5, 2004[CLOSED] What? What’s that? Sorry, I can’t hear you over the din; the sound waves flying out of...
Terra Italian Ristorante February 5, 2004[CLOSED] I’ve never been a fan of the hard sell. If I’m browsing, I don’t need some damn...
I Coppi February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Not to be confused with the Latina whorehouse ¡Ay Poppi! down the street, this rustic Italian joint...
Artisanal February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Ah, the Frenchies have it good. They work like 20 hour weeks, usurp credit for other country’s...
Teriyaki Boy (Midtown West) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Excuse me, would you like some chicken with your cartilage? Although this is not a real option...
Blimpie (Times Square) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] If depression was a sandwich, they’d make it at Blimpie. Every Blimpie I’ve been to is worse...
Hunters February 5, 2004[CLOSED] We can only assume this joint is supposed to resemble a hunting lodge or something, but instead...
Cancun Restaurant February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Well, they have the authentic Mexico smell down. If you’ve ever been there, you know what I...
Subway (Times Square) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] This place is a mess. Apparently Papa John’s Pizza has moved into the same space, making the...
Film Center Cafe February 5, 2004[CLOSED] There is some sort of overwhelming sadness about this place. I can’t quite put my finger on...
Quiznos (Midtown West) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] We’re going to skip right over talking about this company’s awful ad campaigns (remember the blowdart-to-the-neck commercial?)...
Markt February 5, 2004[CLOSED at this location] Reopened: Markt II Belgium seems like a fun country. They love their beer and...
Subway (Hell’s Kitchen) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] For some reason when God built establishments on 9th Avenue, he made them very small. He subdivided...
P&G Cafe February 5, 2004[CLOSED] The first thing I though was, “Shouldn’t the beers be cheaper in this dump?” Seriously, if you’re...
Home/Guest House February 5, 2004[CLOSED] It’s never fair or appropriate to judge a place by your corporate holiday party. Those nights it’s...
Patsy’s Pizzeria (Murray Hill) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] There’s not much bad one can say about brick oven pizza. Honestly, it’s almost like badmouthing a...
Worldwide Gourmet Deli February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Calling this place gourmet is like calling a Buick Regal sporty; the claim is an obvious farce,...
