KFC (Midtown West) October 21, 2004[CLOSED] To think that a large section of America thinks of this shit as food is an insult...
Patsy’s Pizzeria (Greenwich Village) October 21, 2004[CLOSED] This was most certainly not like the pizza places around my university. We had little, miniature slices...
Mariachi Mexico II October 21, 2004[CLOSED] For some odd reason there seems to be a Mexican enclave over on Tenth Ave between forty...
Cafe Edison October 21, 2004[CLOSED] The irony here is that many years ago, in my former life as an assistant to a...
Nook October 21, 2004[CLOSED] An apt name, no doubt. Utilizing one of the many closet-like spaces on Ninth Avenue, Nook provides...
Sea Thai Bistro – East Village October 21, 2004[CLOSED] And this is why I don’t do delivery… While it may drive Mrs. Hipster completely insane–and somewhat...
Remedy Bar and Grill August 6, 2004[CLOSED] The only thing this place is a remedy for is insomnia. And that damn waterfall on the...
Tortilla Flats August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Imagine, if you will, a drunken, adult version of Chuck E. Cheese’s in which you’re the main...
Amsterdam Billiard Club August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Pool is weird. Back in the day I used to go to Hollywood Billiards, managing to play...
Hogs & Heifers August 6, 2004[CLOSED] I’ve always had this irrational fear about coming to this place. I’m not sure if it was...
Diwan August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Some might miss the lack of kitschy Christmas lights and native Indian touches like tarnished urn-like things,...
Aix August 6, 2004[CLOSED] I swear we’ve been in this place in at least four of its incarnations. The latest, Aix...
Manchester Pub August 6, 2004[CLOSED] We here at The Survey don’t know much about British football culture. We’ve seen it firsthand in...
Olympic Diner August 6, 2004[CLOSED] Do you like your lunch with a side of angry? Well, you’ll certainly get your fill when...
West Side Cottage II June 10, 2004[CLOSED] West Side Cottage Too? Haha, very clever–now clean up the damn roach that’s sitting by my new...
Boat Basin Cafe June 10, 2004[CLOSED] I can’t help but feel like an extra from Gladiator standing in this joint. Stepping below West...
Flatiron Lounge June 10, 2004[CLOSED] I have some mixed feelings about deco style in general. The stuff is at once both industrial/cool...
Pioneer Bar June 10, 2004[CLOSED] I’m a little torn on this one, as it was me and the Mrs. who brought our...
