Yippie Yi Yo August 6, 2003[CLOSED] We’ve walked by this joint a thousand times. To be honest, we walked by it not only...
Tom’s Gourmet Cafe August 6, 2003[CLOSED] The term “gourmet” is used way too loosely these days. What the hell makes something “gourmet?” Is...
Vero Wine Bar Uptown August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Vero is a funky little place. Not funky in an East Village kind of way, but funky...
St. Andrews August 6, 2003[CLOSED] If the phrase “if it’s not Scottish, it’s crap” is to be taken seriously, then by the...
Go Sushi (Hell’s Kitchen) August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Fast food sushi is always risky. It’s not as if we’re ordering poisonous blowfish or anything, but...
Cilantro – South August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Kin to the Cilantro about a dozen blocks to the north, we actually decided to sit down...
The Delta Grill August 6, 2003[CLOSED] How everyone in Louisiana doesn’t weigh 8,000 pounds is beyond me. Their food is devoid of greenery...
Cafe Brasil August 6, 2003[CLOSED] This little Brazilian joint had fewer customers than the Jonestown Second Annual Family Reunion and Barbeque. And...
Hard Rock Cafe August 6, 2003[CLOSED at this location] So, we decided to go to a theme restaurant… and we ran smack-dab into...
Happy Burger August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Welcome to Mel’s Diner–without Flo and that wacky Alice. Yup, it’s just Mel in his greasy t-shirt...
San Loco – Avenue A August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Sometimes food ain’t pretty. Sometimes it isn’t presented on a white plate with swirled decorations and garnishes....
O’Flaherty’s Ale House August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Come one; come all to the God awful fakery that is O’Flaherty’s. There’s just something about an...
Golden Chicken & Ribs August 6, 2003[CLOSED] There are some places that really shouldn’t have tables in them–places not fit for human eat-in consumption....
Brother Jimmy’s BBQ — The West Side August 6, 2003[CLOSED] One couldn’t find a place less like the Deep South than The Upper West Side of Manhattan....
Roseland Ballroom August 6, 2003[CLOSED] We’ve been here for tons of concerts over the years. This is one of the biggest–if not...
Bali Nusa Indah August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Funny thing Indonesian food. It’s not quite Chinese or Thai or Japanese or Vietnamese or even Indian–it’s...
Mee Noodle Shop – Hell’s Kitchen August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Mee Noodle is a big sweaty house of noodley fun. Chinese guys with rusty strainers perspire over...
La Cocina (Times Square) August 6, 2003[CLOSED] The shit’s okay. The place isn’t that clean. I’d rather have Taco Bell. I’d rather have a...
