McHale’s April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Don’t let the cover fool you, this isn’t the OTB junkie hang out it appears to be....
Max Fish April 1, 2003[CLOSED] If there is a place with Mr. Hipster written all over it, it’s this serious den of...
Flûte Gramercy April 1, 2003[CLOSED] I’m not quite sure we had the full Flute experience, but from what I saw, we had...
Zenith Vegetarian Cuisine April 1, 2003[CLOSED] A strange little man hands you your menu and, barely above a whisper, asks you if you’d...
Tennessee Mountain Restaurant April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Let’s start off by saying this place is run by The Three Stooges. Actually, we have no...
Dallas BBQ (Greenwich Village) April 1, 2003[CLOSED] This particular Dallas BBQ has a weird Friday’s vibe going on. There seems to be an exorbitant...
Dakshin April 1, 2003[CLOSED] We’re not quite sure what an “Indian bistro” is (it’s printed on Dakshin’s awnings), but we’re willing...
Wrapsody April 1, 2003[CLOSED] You easterners have this apprehension about eating anything called a wrap. You think it’ll make you soft,...
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Midtown West) April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Oh Ray, your pizza is divine. You are New York. You’re everywhere, yet you’re nowhere. You’re like...
The Edge April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Darts and beer. It doesn’t get simpler than that. After all, this is a simple place that...
Girl From Ipanema April 1, 2003[CLOSED] “Mind if we dance wif yo dates?” The scene kept flashing through my brain after walking in...
Little Saigon April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Voted least likely to cause flashbacks and uncontrollable shaking in your average PTSD Vietnam vet amongst Hell’s...
Azuri Cafe April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Dare I call him the falafel nazi? No, that would be both ironic and offensive considering the...
West Side Sushi April 1, 2003[CLOSED] First, this place needs to clean the bird shit off of its awning. There’s nothing that primes...
Thai Basil February 10, 2003[CLOSED] I seem to recall reading an article that essentially said if I eat enough Thai food, I’ll...
McDonald’s (Greenwich Village) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Drunk or sober, this McDonald’s has a special place in my heart. Back when I was in...
Bengal Express February 10, 2003[CLOSED] I love how some foreign food joints need to dumb down their names in order to...
Big Nick’s Burger & Pizza Joint February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Nick must be a big guy with all the grease that’s flying around this place. One part...