Yoshinoya February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Now the Japanese are sending us their fast food crap. Yes, this is the McDonald’s of the...
Puttanesca February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Yes, there are many Italian restaurants in NYC. So many, in fact, that they all seem to...
Federico’s Bistro Italiano February 10, 2003[CLOSED] There is nothing more disappointing to me than bad chicken parmesan. It’s one of my favorite things...
Afghan Kebab House #1 February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Despite Mr. Bush’s hatred for the Afghan people, we love their food! Little known fact: ‘kebab’ is...
Famous Famiglia Pizza (Times Square – North) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Ambiance is not this place’s strong suit. Not that we expect anything approximation a fine dining experience...
Uncle Nick’s on 9th Ave February 10, 2003[CLOSED] No, not that Uncle Nick. He’s still serving ten to twelve in Joliet for trading juvenile “erotica”...
Mammalinda February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Despite the fact the staff’s English is about as good as my Spanish, I actually managed to...
Cabana February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Hooray for “nuevo Latino” food. I’m quite sure that translates to “I’m ignoring the ridiculously high fat...
Luigi’s Pizza February 10, 2003[CLOSED] There really is no such thing as a light meal at Luigi’s. Even things that purport to...
Seaport Cafe February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Calling this place a cafe is like calling a shit sandwich a meal. I believe they actually...
Burger King (Midtown West) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Do you think the Burger King inherited his throne or took it by force? The guy doesn’t...
Banshee Pub February 10, 2003[CLOSED] From the group that brought you Trinity Pub, comes another one of those places that just inspires...
Sushi Hana December 12, 2002[CLOSED] Designed to look like a quaint Japanese dojo or something, we actually saw a crazed, drunken man...
Così Sandwich Bar (Times Square) December 12, 2002[CLOSED] Yuppies by the dozen pack this Times Square location. Actually, yuppies pack every one of these gyp...
Pam Real Thai December 12, 2002[CLOSED] Beware of the frauds out there, this is the real thing–or so they’d have you believe. If...
Belly Delly Deli December 12, 2002[CLOSED] All hail the mighty salad bar! No, don’t sneeze on it, hail it! Why do we care...
The Carriage House December 12, 2002[CLOSED] Fun is a funny word. Actually, it’s not so much the word itself as the meaning behind...
Haru (Times Square) December 12, 2002[CLOSED at this location] As far as I’m concerned, this is one of the few restaurant chains in...
