I know I'm amazingly inconsistent with what I like and what I don't like in my movies. Sometimes I'll nitpick a plot -- or even one single plot point -- to death and
Oh Jesus, I kinda don't want to write this one. This thing was such a giant disaster by a guy I really like, and he deserves better. I guess the term "self-indulgent"
Wow, I mean, wow. Never have I seen a poorer imitation of decent filmmaking. Why try to make a Wes Anderson movie when you're obviously not him? Hiring Jason Schwartzman
If there was any justice in the world, star Jason Schwartzman's eyebrows would win an Academy Award. One word would sum up this little film: quirky. Luckily, I was in a