Bruce Willis

The Lego Movie 2

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

It's always tough reviewing children's movies. After all, these things aren't meant for me. However, they are made for small-ish people like Hipster Jr. Jr. Tho...
Sin City

Sin City

Rating:  Let's start this off with the admission that I don't know anything about graphic novels. Shit, I still called 'em comics until about eight wor...
Unbreakable

Unbreakable

Rating:  Try as I might, I can't pronounce M.'s last name. Maybe I'm a stooge. Maybe I'm a 'tard. Maybe all the people who complained that this movie s...
The Sixth Sense

The Sixth Sense

Rating:  First, I must say that I was not as taken with this film as everybody else seemed to be. I think it definitely had some interesting things g...
Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions

Repeat after me: I will never, I repeat never, try to make another movie out of a Kurt Vonnegut book as long as we all shall live. That should be the oath that ...
The Siege

The Siege

Rating:  If there's one thing I can't stand is a movie with an annoyingly transparent message. If there's one thing I hate even more, it's the long l...