Indian

Tandoori Club

Tandoori Club

[CLOSED] As occasionally happens, this place closed before I had a chance to review it. Shame, as it had cheap, take-out Indian food that wasn’t…

Tabla

Tabla

[CLOSED] Let me just start off by saying we walked through the doors at this place pretty much completely bombed. Why the hell would you…

Kashmir Express

Kashmir Express

[CLOSED] Think about all those quality “express” restaurants around the city. You have your Taco Bell Express and I swear I’ve seen Subway Express, Dunkin…

India House

India House

[CLOSED] Does having some lukewarm slop in three warming trays constitute a restaurant? In fact, do restaurants generally sell cell phone cigarette lighter adapters and…

Diwan

Diwan

[CLOSED] Some might miss the lack of kitschy Christmas lights and native Indian touches like tarnished urn-like things, eight-armed elephants and some dusty, old rugs….

Darbar Grill

Darbar Grill

Ah, the Indian buffet. I’m not sure if buffets are popular in India, or if they’re a purely American phenomenon, but the food itself certainly…

Dakshin

Dakshin

[CLOSED] We’re not quite sure what an “Indian bistro” is (it’s printed on Dakshin’s awnings), but we’re willing to bet there ain’t no baguettes or…

Bombay Masala

Bombay Masala

The sign outside Bombay Masala claims it is the “Oldest Indian Restaurant in the U.S.A.” An interesting claim, but hardly verifiable. I mean, when was…

Bengal Express

Bengal Express

[CLOSED] I love how some foreign food joints need to dumb down their names in order to appease us retarded Americans–as if an authentic Indian…