Suit-Guy Bar

The King Cole Bar

King Cole Bar

Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but he was not so merry here after getting the bill. In fact, he cried in his twenty-three dollar glass of Kettle One and hi...
The Open Door Gastropub

The Open Door Gastropub

We came upon the aptly named Open Door on a snowy in January. Apparently they don't get a whole lot of late night traffic in the Financial District, let alo...
The Standard Biergarten

The Standard Biergarten

I suppose there had to be somewhere in the city where yuppies still gather to play after work. I mean besides The Ginger Man, that is. Like that throw back (but...
Bryant Park Grill

Bryant Park Grill

Despite the fact all humans are Homo sapiens, I often find myself surprised that I share even an iota of chromosomal similarity to those around me. That guy in ...
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Houston’s – Citicorp

I swear I actually had a dream about Houston's artichoke dip. It's an odd thing for a grown adult to dream about, but the stuff is so sickeningly good (and ...
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Houston’s – Park Avenue

We can only assume this joint is named after the city and not our crack-addled friend, Whitney. Considering the size of the portions and the wealth of high-...
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The Campbell Apartment

There's certainly something magical about Grand Central. It's the essence of New York. It's hustle and majesty. It's the center of everything. Hidden in one...
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Sutton Place Bar and Restaurant

All we can remember from this nightmare is a crush of suits, the beeping of cell phones and the smell of mid-priced European cologne. This tri-leveled funho...
Whiskey Blue

Whiskey Blue

Hello and welcome to the land of the pretentious. So pretentious it comes off as a joke. You have the cliché giant black dude at the door with a headset (go...

The Ginger Man

If you dig young financial guys in suits with fat cigars and bad attitudes, then this is your happy hour haven. If you are a raging yuppie with an unquenchable ...