Trilogy Bar & Grill June 9, 2002[CLOSED] With the demise of Dakota, Trilogy takes over as the ultimate UES ughfest. Pushing the stereo to...
Mary Ann’s (Upper East Side II) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We can only assume this location was opened to catch the overflow from Mary Ann’s 77th St....
Ray Bari Pizza (Upper East Side) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Ray Bari does for pizza what Sbarro does for, well, pizza. Spreading the joy of dough, tomato...
Anna Maria June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Anna Maria gets a big pat on the back for bringing me right back to my drunken...
ESPN Zone June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Warning: if you feel a headache coming on, avoid getting anywhere near this joint (in fact, avoid...
Kingdom 48 June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Oh the monotony! Seriously, what is the deal with mediocre Chinese food? What’s with the half-assed attempt...
Ernie’s June 9, 2002[CLOSED] It is, and always has been, our opinion that Italian restaurants should be small, intimate places with...
Vol de Nuit June 9, 2002Belgians must think they’re soooo superior. Why else would they open these bars where all they serve is...
Angelo & Maxie’s Steakhouse June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Are you a cigar-chomping carnivore? Do you like your women in skirts and your bars made of...
Void June 9, 2002[CLOSED] As a cinema studies minor, I took a lot of classes in the visual arts college at...
DT-UT June 9, 2002[CLOSED] This place is every kiddy-toucher’s dream. Wall to wall junior high girls flock to DT-UT to drink...
Yura & Company June 9, 2002[CLOSED] The average age of the crowd at Yura varies somewhere between 70 and six feet under. With...
Subway (Carnegie Hill) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Oh Jared, wherefore art thou Jared? My guess is that he’s at McDonald’s right now filling his...
Fiddlesticks Pub & Grill June 9, 2002There are so many Irish pubs in this city. There are so many boring, awful Irish pubs in...
Taco Today June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Mmm, Chinese Mexican food. As most people in New York have come to know over the years,...
Polly Esther’s June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Kill me. Kill me now. As if living through the seventies wasn’t bad enough, now we need...
Wu Liang Ye June 9, 2002What can we say about Midtown Chinese restaurants that hasn’t already been said? They’re fancy. They’re packed with...
Punch June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Oooh, I love clowns! Not really. Unfortunately for 99% of the population, there is nothing more repulsive...