Paradou January 25, 2016[CLOSED] I don’t speak French. Like at all. I can say hello and goodbye and thank you. Sort...
Minetta Tavern (II) April 5, 2013I had only been to this joint once in my life. And I recall it being dark and...
Lyon Bouchon Moderne December 12, 2012[CLOSED] I got totally hopped up on beef at this joint. Like multiple cows died in my ravenous...
La Silhouette November 14, 2011[CLOSED] In trying to find a good restaurant for Hipster Dad’s birthday, I wanted some place that wasn’t...
DBGB Kitchen May 28, 2011[CLOSED] So my one experience with Mr. Baloud prior to going to this joint is dining in his...
Bouley July 4, 2010[CLOSED] It’s a bad sign that neither Ms. Hipster nor I can really remember what we ate at...
Daniel August 13, 2009Full disclosure: at the time of writing this review I am neither a member of AARP, in a...
Papillon Bistro & Bar July 1, 2009For some reason I can’t seem to keep Papillion and Napoleon straight. My social studies teachers must have...
Metro Marché June 20, 2008[CLOSED] When they were first building this space out after the closing of the lovely Silver Bullet bar,...
Picholine April 8, 2008[CLOSED] It’s been months, and I’m just coming to after receiving my Picholine dinner bill. It was obviously...
L’Express February 2, 2008I always thought this was some lame women’s store equivalent to 80s mall-staples, Structure or Chess King. Apparently...
Casanis October 26, 2007[CLOSED] Honestly, what do I know about French food? I went to Paris once and all I ended...
Camaje Bistro May 4, 2007[CLOSED] On a space scale of small to large, Camaje ranks a tiny. Its smallness is also its...
Schiller’s Liquor Bar March 7, 2007[CLOSED] Yes, I know it’s a formula, but for me it never gets old. Of course sticking the...
Village May 15, 2006[CLOSED] Anybody who tells you stars are just normal people like you and me has obviously never sat...
Cafe Charbon January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Grenade! Sorry, I just felt like saying that for some reason. Maybe it’s because this joint resembles...
Les Halles – Park Avenue January 14, 2006[CLOSED] The evening here got off to a strange start. The bar somehow ran out of liquid containers,...
The Odeon September 26, 2005Rumor has it this place was way hip back in the day. I have some recollection of an...
