Sushi

    It’s raw. It’s fish!

    MakiMaki - Central Park South

    MakiMaki – Central Park South

    Nothing says “premium” like a tiny, not-so-clean-looking storefront on Sixth Ave. There is probably more urine per square...
    SushiSamba

    SushiSamba

    [CLOSED] Apparently this place used to be “hot” at some point. Hell, I know so little about what’s...
    Citrus

    Citrus Bar & Grill

    [CLOSED] I swear I went to have a meal here back in like the mid-90s when Ms. Hipster...
    Kion Dining Lounge

    Kión Dining Lounge

    [CLOSED] No, but seriously, what the fuck is going on here? A small group of us stopped in...
    Azuki

    Azuki

    For some reason the name of this place looks really cool written out. Look at it. There’s something...
    Soba Nippon

    Soba Nippon

    [CLOSED] There was a time when my sushi consumption consisted of Teriyaki Boy and trips out to L.A. to...
    Ono

    Ono

    [CLOSED] Ono is apparently Japanese for “eh.” Or perhaps it’s Meatpacking District lingo for “style over substance.” Quite...
    EN Japanese Brasserie

    EN Japanese Brasserie

    Eating on someone else’s dime has its privileges. It frees you up from the guilt associated with blowing...
    Yummy Sishi

    Yummy Sushi

    [CLOSED] Is there such a word as “nugglets?” I only ask because that’s what Yummy Sushi’s chicken teriyaki...
    Tenzan

    Tenzan

    Eating on the second floor in Manhattan is always a little disconcerting. It’s as if one of your...
    Hipster

    Pinocchio III

    [CLOSED] I cannot tell a lie: I think this biatch is closed. Good, they shouldn’t have been sticking...
    Korjan

    Korjan

    [CLOSED] It’s Japanese. It’s Korean. It’s both, yet the Korean gets completely short-changed on the awning. It’s a...
    Hipster

    Momo Sushi

    [CLOSED] Isn’t Momo the name of a mime or a chimp or something? Maybe I’m thinking of Coco,...
    Hipster

    Teriyaki Boy (Midtown West)

    [CLOSED] Excuse me, would you like some chicken with your cartilage? Although this is not a real option...
    Hipster

    Hana Restaurant

    [CLOSED] As plain-wrap Japanese restaurants go, this one is the plainest. They barely had the energy to add...
    Hipster

    Go Sushi (Hell’s Kitchen)

    [CLOSED] Fast food sushi is always risky. It’s not as if we’re ordering poisonous blowfish or anything, but...
    Hipster

    West Side Sushi

    [CLOSED] First, this place needs to clean the bird shit off of its awning. There’s nothing that primes...
    Hipster

    Sushi Hana

    [CLOSED] Designed to look like a quaint Japanese dojo or something, we actually saw a crazed, drunken man...