Legasea November 18, 2018There is nothing better than a pun-named seafood restaurant. But I would have gone with Something’s Fishy or...
The Breslin Bar and Dining Room April 8, 2015Stylized to within an inch of its life, The Breslin is a bar and restaurant built for hangovers...
King Cole Bar June 12, 2012Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but he was not so merry here after getting the...
The Standard Biergarten July 3, 2011I suppose there had to be somewhere in the city where yuppies still gather to play after work....
Smyth Lobby Bar June 24, 2010[CLOSED] Dudes in suits: not interesting. Dudes with ponytails: not interesting (and in some instances creepy). Dudes in...
Harry’s Bar (New York Helmsley Hotel) February 2, 2008[CLOSED] 212 E 42nd St. Harry’s Bar is really less of a bar and more of a corner...
7Square November 24, 2007[CLOSED] The night we showed up for a party here we were greeted by a couple dudes sporting...
Pinnacle Bar October 26, 2007[CLOSED] I’m not one to frequent Times Square hotel bars, but one could certainly find himself in worse...
Hudson Library Bar November 15, 2006[CLOSED] If the library at my university or high school looked anything like this joint, maybe I would...
North Square Lounge May 15, 2006“I don’t see color; I’m a social scientist.” True words spoken by a pretentious little prick sitting next...
Maritime Lobby Bar January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Geez. A sailor-themed bar in Chelsea? No way! Actually, it’s not at all as, um, queer as...
Harry’s Bar (Helmsley Park Lane Hotel) September 26, 2005I had one of those weird experiences at this joint that is both eerie and funny at the...
Morgan’s Bar January 20, 2005[CLOSED] Nothing like a subterranean playground for the be-suited and insanely nouveau riche to get your Friday night...
Gramercy Park Hotel Bar June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Apparently this used to be the place to hang out late night for rock stars and drug...
Whiskey Blue August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Hello and welcome to the land of the pretentious. So pretentious it comes off as a joke....
C3 February 26, 2000[CLOSED] is now: North Square Lounge We’ve never known anyone who stayed at the Washington Square Hotel, but if...
Top of the Tower February 26, 2000[CLOSED] So, you want to impress a date? A piano bar, great river and city views, tables filled...
