Taco Bell (Penn Station) April 24, 2012[CLOSED] You’d have to be crazy or completely desperate to end up eating here. Combining boil-in-a-bag meat and...
Ranch 1 (Midtown East) November 1, 2010[CLOSED] My god I used to eat a lot of Ranch 1. Way back in the day, I...
Ranch 1 (Times Square II) April 9, 2008[CLOSED] The once mighty chicken chain has been relegated to utter sadness. This particular franchise is literally stuck...
Chicken Bar (Midtown West) January 24, 2008One of the biggest mysteries in the grand pantheon of the Manhattan culinary history is the untimely and...
McDonald’s (Union Square) November 15, 2006Look, I’m not really going to waste your time here. If you haven’t been to a McDonald’s, then...
McDonald’s (Rockefeller Center) September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Eating any kind of fast food outside of road trips or hung-over weekends is generally verboten amongst...
McDonald’s (Spanish Harlem) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I must admit that this is not a ‘hood in which Mr. Hipster normally hangs out. As...
KFC (Midtown West) October 21, 2004To think that a large section of America thinks of this shit as food is an insult to...
Kenny Rogers Roasters Express June 10, 2004[CLOSED] Calling this a separate restaurant is kind of misleading. It’s technically a Kenny Rogers Roasters Express, which...
Ranch 1 (Midtown West) June 10, 2004[CLOSED] The crown jewel of the Ranch 1 franchise, this location–right next to Letterman’s Late Show–is front and...
Wok & Roll February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Straight from the malls of middle America and into your home comes Wok & Roll. This food...
Nathan’s Famous (Times Square) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] It left me wondering after eating here what it is exactly Nathan is famous for. I don’t...
Gray’s Papaya (Upper West Side) February 5, 2004Would you like sweat with that? Yeah, you’re probably better off only eating at this joint if you’re...
Roy Rogers (Midtown West) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Horrendous doesn’t even begin to describe the food they serve up at this so-called restaurant. Flaccid fries,...
McDonald’s (Greenwich Village) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Drunk or sober, this McDonald’s has a special place in my heart. Back when I was in...
McDonald’s (Theater District) February 10, 2003Long lines of grumpy midtowners. That smell of frying that can only be McDonald’s. We’re not sure what...
McDonald’s (NoHo) February 10, 2003This is thee place to come if you’re in the NoHo/SoHo area and need to pee. Not only...
Yoshinoya February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Now the Japanese are sending us their fast food crap. Yes, this is the McDonald’s of the...
