Minority Report June 30, 2002It seemed like all the planets were aligned when I heard about this one. I mean, a Philip...
My Date June 25, 2002“Dude, my date rocks!” Only in the days of college debauchery does this drunken asshole qualify as a...
Bailter Space: Solar 3 June 21, 2002Mumble, mumble, hiss, buzz. What? Speak up, you freak, I can’t hear you over the terribly mixed, drone...
Silkworm: Italian Platinum June 11, 2002It’s as if nobody makes fuckin’ rock ‘n roll anymore. Okay, this isn’t a completely accurate statement, but...
Fred’s (East) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Okay, it’s a friendly place with a dog theme (sounds suspiciously like Barking Dog Luncheonette right up...
Resto Leon June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Apparently this is a French restaurant. We stumbled in for drinks, and were treated to a small,...
Botanica June 9, 2002Basement bars in the East Village always come with a warning: bring your own respirator. Bring your inhaler....
Texas Texas June 9, 2002[CLOSED] There’s nothing like a little Southern flavor in the middle of every epileptic’s nightmare, Time Square. Assumedly...
Pisces June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We’ve come to the conclusion that the only people who don’t like fish are hyperactive five-year-olds whose...
Republic June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Give me Mao! Actually, we could take it or leave it. The food at this place is...
Zucchero e Pomodori June 9, 2002[CLOSED] This neighborhood needs another Italian restaurant like a Port Authority bathroom needs another strange smell. We’re not...
Reif’s Tavern June 9, 2002Ah, so this is where all the depressed, 60-year old divorcés hang out. Nothing says fun like four...
Flying Burrito Brothers June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Became: The Four-Faced Liar “Uninspired,” say some surveyors. “Undigestable,” say others. Whatever people’s feelings are about the...
Cream June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Ah, the world of the velvet rope club. Don’t let us fool you; it’s not a world...
Redeye Grill June 9, 2002Redeye Grill has the great honor of being the so-called “Home of the Dancing Shrimp.” They pay homage...
Carino June 9, 2002[CLOSED] If I wanted bland, watery home cooked food, I’d defrost something from my grandmother’s freezer. The woman...
The Park June 9, 2002[CLOSED] No, we didn’t eat here. Honestly, spending enough time in this place to eat an entire meal...
Barney Mac’s June 9, 2002[CLOSED] became: Oliver’s Bar and Grill Not to be confused with Original King of Comedy, Bernie Mac, this...