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    Sidecar at PJ Clarke's

    Sidecar at P.J. Clarke’s

    AKA, where white people bring clients in order to look semi-pretentious and give the sense that a $27...
    Amity Hall

    Amity Hall

    So, Mr. Hipster, you ask. What the hell were you doing at this Village bar just steps from...
    The Lovin' Cup Cafe

    The Lovin’ Cup Cafe

    [CLOSED] I will come right out and say that I’m by no means a local when in Brooklyn....
    DBGB Kitchen

    DBGB Kitchen

    [CLOSED] So my one experience with Mr. Baloud prior to going to this joint is dining in his...
    Enid's

    Enid’s

    [CLOSED] “More hipsters than you can shake an ironic mustache at” inhabit this, the crown jewel of hipster...
    Spitzer's Corner

    Spitzer’s Corner

    [CLOSED] This joint is like a dream–a dream in which you have to wait an hour for a...
    Hipster

    Heights Cafe

    A nice day in Brooklyn Heights is like living somewhere else. It could be anywhere, but it could...
    HK

    HK

    [CLOSED] There was an age at some point in the 90s when this whole Jetsons thing was in....
    Zipper Factory

    Zipper Tavern

    [CLOSED] For some completely unknown reason this place reminds me of an old timey saloon. There is absolutely...
    Brown Cafe

    Brown Café

    [CLOSED] I think I sat on a stump or something at this joint. Or maybe it was some...
    Market Cafe

    Market Cafe

    [CLOSED] This place has cornered the market on the area’s casual business lunch dollar. I mean you could...
    Cafeteria

    Cafeteria

    Here, once again, is a restaurant at which I didn’t eat a thing. I just kind of sat...
    Dave and Buster's

    Dave and Buster’s

    I’ve truly sunk to a new low. My division at work was invited to a party here to...