Natureworks – Midtown May 6, 2021I grew up in California literally eating wheat germ and carob. We used to go to those grocery...
Hillstone – Midtown March 5, 2021This is just a Houston’s. Come at me, bro. You, bro. And you, bro. All you bros hanging...
Del Frisco’s Grille – NYC November 30, 2020Look at me, I’m a fancy suit-guy lunching on the company dime! Or like a German family dining...
Cooper’s Craft & Kitchen – East Village November 28, 2018It’s only in recent years that I learned about what the heck a “cooper” is. And now I...
Sidecar at P.J. Clarke’s April 15, 2018AKA, where white people bring clients in order to look semi-pretentious and give the sense that a $27...
Dig Inn – Union Square July 12, 2017Options in the Flatiron and Union Square area used to be slim. In fact, back in the day,...
Little Town NYC – Restaurant Row December 14, 2012[CLOSED] New York is a big goddamn state. Most of it is filled (or not filled) with big...
Amity Hall June 1, 2012So, Mr. Hipster, you ask. What the hell were you doing at this Village bar just steps from...
The Lovin’ Cup Cafe February 1, 2012[CLOSED] I will come right out and say that I’m by no means a local when in Brooklyn....
DBGB Kitchen May 28, 2011[CLOSED] So my one experience with Mr. Baloud prior to going to this joint is dining in his...
Enid’s May 13, 2009[CLOSED] “More hipsters than you can shake an ironic mustache at” inhabit this, the crown jewel of hipster...
Spitzer’s Corner October 1, 2008[CLOSED] This joint is like a dream–a dream in which you have to wait an hour for a...
Fat Annie’s Truck Stop (aka F.A.T.S.) April 6, 2008[CLOSED] Originally planning to go next door to Stout prior to seeing The Police pull out their walkers...
Heights Cafe April 6, 2008A nice day in Brooklyn Heights is like living somewhere else. It could be anywhere, but it could...
HK March 29, 2008[CLOSED] There was an age at some point in the 90s when this whole Jetsons thing was in....
Zipper Tavern March 26, 2008[CLOSED] For some completely unknown reason this place reminds me of an old timey saloon. There is absolutely...
Brown Café March 10, 2008[CLOSED] I think I sat on a stump or something at this joint. Or maybe it was some...
Market Cafe September 21, 2007[CLOSED] This place has cornered the market on the area’s casual business lunch dollar. I mean you could...
