America June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Many have likened eating a meal in America to chowing down in an airplane hangar. This is...
Domino’s Pizza (Carnegie Hill) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We aren’t snobs here at Mr. Hipster survey. We’ll review just about anything if they serve food...
Al’s June 9, 2002[CLOSED] An actual conversation with a bouncer at Al’s: Me: “So, do you guys get all the games...
Alphabet Lounge June 9, 2002[CLOSED] What do you get when you mix pretension and utter lameness? Hello Alphabet Lounge. How about a...
Joe’s Pizza June 9, 2002Joe’s and sobriety. Sobriety and Joe’s. No matter which way I write it, it just doesn’t work together....
Mangia – 48th Street June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Ah, Mangia, the name that is on the tip of lunching ladies’ and executive assistants’ tongues everywhere....
Three Guys Restaurant June 9, 2002[CLOSED] I’ll have the clams casino to start and the rack of lamb for my main course. Seriously,...
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Yorkville) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We’re not sure what makes NYC pizza shop owners think that the name Ray somehow inspires people...
The Thirsty Scholar June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Maybe it’s not the most popular joint. Maybe it’s not the hippest joint. Maybe its name inspires...
Union Bar June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Union Bar is funny. We’ve never had a particularly good time there, yet we continue to go...
Hallo Berlin June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We were confused right from the beginning. The giant awning outside this joint reads “Hello Berlin.” Now,...
The Half King June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Owned by Sebastian “Perfect Storm” Junger (along with a couple partners) The Half King is one of...
Devon & Blakely – Midtown East June 9, 2002There’s nothing in the world like waiting in huge, confusing lines to purchase overpriced soup and sandwiches. There’s...
The Slipper Room June 9, 2002Have you ever walked into a party and realized you were in the wrong place? You know, that...
Slaughtered Lamb June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Another useless theme restaurant gone horribly awry. Who told these people that death makes people hungry? Decorated...
The No Malice Palace June 9, 2002[CLOSED] The No Malice Palace is one of those desperate contradictions that just begs to be exploited–exploited by...
Niagara June 9, 2002Now here’s a no-nonsense bar. It’s not a dive. It’s not a lounge. It’s not packed with beautiful...
Jekyll and Hyde Pub June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Ah, the dreaded theme restaurant. Nothing whets the appetite like being surrounded by Fonzi’s jacket, Gene Simmons’...