Generally you like your restaurants to have appetizing names. You know, names that evoke velvety richness, or hominess. Something nourishing or refreshing. Or e...
This joint was probably dreamt up by our commie, pinko president who wants to take away all my guns and is a nazi. I mean "red?" Get it, red? Like People's Repu...
And, no, I didn't put the wrong picture up here. I know it says 'Fuji' on the awning, but within this Japanese exterior is also a Chinese restaurant called ...
This is the Chinese restaurant that ushered in my first foray into healthy living Chinese cuisine. Was my meal still like a million calories and eight thous...
Discerning one Chinese restaurant from another is a tough. Especially, that is, if the place is nothing special or extraordinary or beyond the chicken with mixe...
While Chinese food may be the draw at this midtown eatery, it is Joe's miraculous optical illusion that really got me. The thing looks like a little, dinky join...
I've had some bad Chinese food in my life. I've had some really, really awful Chinese food, but this may be some of the worst. Imagine Kibbles & Bits di...
One should not eat this way hitting thirty. A bowl full of fetid cholesterol and saturated fat is like swallowing a live grenade for a man my age. But it's ...
This place is deceptively large. From the outside it seems like a dinky Chinese joint, but the doors open to a cavernous interior filled with lunching dorks of ...
West Side Cottage Too? Haha, very clever--now clean up the damn roach that's sitting by my new Nikes. This is how pathetic lunch has become. We walk into a ...
So now we know what that darned blonde Duke boy is up to: he's given up his lawbreaking past and opened a Chinese seafood b.b.q. noodle shop in Hell's Kitch...
Straight from the malls of middle America and into your home comes Wok & Roll. This food court staple is Chinese food for areas that don't have any Chin...
Mee Noodle is a big sweaty house of noodley fun. Chinese guys with rusty strainers perspire over open vats of boiling oil, and little women chatter at the recep...
Oh the monotony! Seriously, what is the deal with mediocre Chinese food? What's with the half-assed attempt to take advantage of the people's love of the $4...
What can we say about Midtown Chinese restaurants that hasn't already been said? They're fancy. They're packed with dudes in suits. They're overpriced. This is...
Imagine yourself at a kosher, vegan, Chinese restaurant. Now, imagine the food having any hint of flavor--'cuz you ain't gettin' it here. It's amazing how the...
Tse Yang loosely translated is: pretentious, overpriced midtown bullshit. Again, we say that there is no way to make gourmet Chinese food. Chinese food come...
Nobody is claiming there is any difference between this place and any of the other 4,000 lunchtime Chinese restaurants in midtown, but if you want abrupt servic...
