There is nothing better than a pun-named seafood restaurant. But I would have gone with Something's Fishy or Don't Be Sailfish or Tide You Over. Not necessarily...
I should have known going here after a Michael Jackson event was a bad idea. From a bizarre Roseland Ballroom filled with MJ impersonators and general freaks, t...
I believe this used to be called Spanky’s and had this cartoon pig dude that anyone would have to be a total sadist to want to eat. Well Spanky and his barbeque...
It's interesting to me that they would open a burger joint in the New York Times building. That definitely seems like more of a Fox thing, to be honest. Schnipp...
Way back in the mid-nineties I had a job in a building on the corner of Lafayette and Prince down in Soho. I worked there for a couple years, and the entire...
This place is like a wacky arcade with a Hideki Matsui (#55) obsession. As if the three exclamation points in the name weren't clue enough, this joint is just p...
Once relegated to an alleyway behind a freight elevator behind a dumpster, Pick-a-Pita has finally come out into the light (and gained a couple dashes in it...
1407 Broadway New York, NY
Welcome to the least Google-able deli on Earth. It’s not your typical Google problem where the deli is simply called Deli, or ...
Somewhere in the plethora of Subway reviews on this site, I made a promise never to go back to Subway ever again. I didn't break that promise for a very lon...
Ben's is more in the vain of great Florida Jewish delis of my relative youth, Pumpernik's and Wolfie Cohen's Rascal House (both of which were within old-person ...
Became: Pick-a-Pita II
This place definitely did not have a promising beginning. The help seemed confused, the shawarma a little shaky and the whole mechani...
Directly across the street from The New York Times building, Teleon definitely serves its share of commie pinko bastards. No, seriously, whom do these liberal m...
I'm sure I'm supposed to know who Robert Emmett is. Is he another drunk poet? One of those dudes in the blue jumpsuits who cleans up butts in front of the E...
I'm still trying to figure out how a tortilla filled with cubes of cheese could technically be "healthy" or "wholesome," but I'm the same guy who used to ga...
When they were first building this space out after the closing of the lovely Silver Bullet bar, I wondered how a semi-upscale eatery would ever make it next...
One Pret is very much like another. The "dolphin-safe" tuna is probably safe for dolphins no matter which location you buy it at, and the lousy amount of said t...
This place just sounds like a giant gay wedding. Guy, do you take Gallard to be your not-so-lawfully wedded husband? Gallard, do you take Guy to be your not-so-...
Reopened: Pick-a-Pita II
Never before has kosher food tasted so good. Serving great pita-related nosh in what can only be described as a loading dock or all...
