Brother Jimmy’s BBQ — Murray Hill November 8, 2010[CLOSED] It seems there is one of these Bro Jimmy’s joints opening every other week. I used to...
PS450 June 4, 2008[CLOSED] I feel a bit pedophile-ish having drinks in this joint. After all, it sounds like a New...
Harry’s Bar (New York Helmsley Hotel) February 2, 2008[CLOSED] Harry’s Bar is really less of a bar and more of a corner of a lobby that...
Evergreen Shanghai January 14, 2006This place is deceptively large. From the outside it seems like a dinky Chinese joint, but the doors...
Pinocchio III January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I cannot tell a lie: I think this biatch is closed. Good, they shouldn’t have been sticking...
Subway (Murray Hill 2) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I hope to God this is the last Subway I ever have to review. Just thinking about...
Tandoori Club January 14, 2006[CLOSED] As occasionally happens, this place closed before I had a chance to review it. Shame, as it...
Café Metro (Murray Hill) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] It’s always good to have a standby. You know, the place that is perfect in pinch and...
Chef’s Express January 14, 2006[CLOSED] This is one of those weird places that is both full and empty at the same time....
Giuseppe’s January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Manhattan truly is the home of the generically named pizza joint. They dot the eastside from the...
Cafe Bonjour Too January 14, 2006[CLOSED] This is like the Mediterranean annex of Cafe Bonjour down the street. It has that clever “too”...
Pret a Manger (Murray Hill 2) January 14, 2006[CLOSED] I only ended up here because that blasted Chipotle joint was apparently giving away peyote-dipped taquitos the...
Au Bon Pain (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] The word “vanilla” always springs to mind when thinking about this place. The whole joint just stinks...
Food Merchants (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] For some reason the word ”merchant” always makes me think of a sea shanty or a big...
Sunflower Diner September 26, 2005[CLOSED] I guess I never realized how full of youngins this neighborhood is. I suppose it’s just a...
Quiznos (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005[CLOSED] Why does toasting make sandwiches so damn good? I mean it’s a pretty simple concept, but one...
Subway (Murray Hill) September 26, 2005I swear this is the second-to-last Subway at which I will ever eat. How do I know that?...
Cafe Zaiya September 26, 2005[CLOSED] All I can picture when I think of this place are those weird, Japanese pink rice balls....
