You gotta worry about a joint that names itself after a Keanu Reeves character in Point Break. You gotta worry even more about a place that has a mechanical bul...
Possibly one of the oddest restaurant spaces in Manhattan, this Devon and Blakely franchise is shoved in a glass cage at the bottom of some subway-looking s...
Woohoo, unlimited toppings! It's like a goddamn TCBY. Sorry, I was just checking out the lovely photo to the left and the guy who seems really drawn to the pl...
There was a time when my sushi consumption consisted of Teriyaki Boy and trips out to L.A. to visit my folks. Anything more than the $4.99 eel roll lunch sp...
I can't even recall a single minute of a single day of my life where I haven't craved a giant Froot Loop marshmallow square or block of hazelnut cream infused...
Precious to the point of being Dean & Deluca-ish, Citarella to Go is the sandwich outlet of the upscale Citarella gourmet grocery store. You know, it's one of...
Sad and vaguely dirty, this joint is less like a restaurant and more like a bomb shelter with sandwiches. Lying somewhere in the winding chasm of the Roc Cent...
Eating any kind of fast food outside of road trips or hung-over weekends is generally verboten amongst me and my higher functioning organs. That all goes ou...
No it ain't Denny's. Remember that horrendous ad campaign from the 80's where the two somewhat elderly women are always going to Denny's, and one, who is hard o...
Neither a market, nor really a cafe, the Bread Market Cafe is an odd amalgamation of burritos, sandwiches and salads. Oh wait, that's actually the norm for ...
An unfortunate affiliation considering NBC's ratings nosedive. It seems like this bar has really taken it hard, putting out dismal numbers during weekday ni...
Sandwiches as long as a baby's arm--and almost as tasty. But like all baby-arm eaters, you're gonna pay, and pay dearly. The amazing turkey and avocado sand...
became: Teresa's Gourmet
Sometimes I honestly don't feel like doing this. When I have to review a place like this that I vaguely remember, and obviously don...
Is there such a word as "nugglets?" I only ask because that's what Yummy Sushi's chicken teriyaki elicited from my skewed sense of culinary crockery. It's t...
I'm totally convinced that behind one of those curtains lies the strip club that this place so obviously is. It hasn't revealed itself to me, but all the ev...
I've had some bad Chinese food in my life. I've had some really, really awful Chinese food, but this may be some of the worst. Imagine Kibbles & Bits di...
If they had an admiral's club at lunch places, I would totally be chillin' right now with a free bag of honey roasted peanuts and a cut-rate vodka and soda. I...
It's no big secret that I don't consider soup a true meal. Flavored liquid either belongs in a cup with ice, or in the appetizer section of a French restaurant....
