Blue Ribbon Sushi Bar – Rockefeller Plaza October 28, 2022There is something incredibly sad about this underground maze of takeout restaurants under 30 Rock. You could picture...
Delis 48 September 9, 2022Allegedly this joint is racist? I said “allegedly,” so no sueies. Okay, well, the place isn’t racist, but...
Yama Ramen and Sushi Bar December 14, 2021Let me be the first asshole to say that there’s still something weird about eating food on the...
Proper Food – Rockefeller Center October 6, 2021This joint falls somewhere between a Pret a Manger and a grab-and-go joint at LaGuardia. Its aesthetic is...
Del Frisco’s Grille – NYC November 30, 2020Look at me, I’m a fancy suit-guy lunching on the company dime! Or like a German family dining...
Johnny Utah’s April 11, 2009[CLOSED] You gotta worry about a joint that names itself after a Keanu Reeves character in Point Break....
Devon & Blakely – Rockefeller Center June 30, 2007[CLOSED] Possibly one of the oddest restaurant spaces in Manhattan, this Devon and Blakely franchise is shoved in...
City Market Cafe (Rock Center) June 24, 2007[CLOSED] Woohoo, unlimited toppings! It’s like a goddamn TCBY. Sorry, I was just checking out the lovely photo...
Soba Nippon May 4, 2007[CLOSED] There was a time when my sushi consumption consisted of Teriyaki Boy and trips out to L.A. to...
City 75 November 15, 2006[CLOSED] I can’t even recall a single minute of a single day of my life where I haven’t...
Citarella to Go November 15, 2006[CLOSED] Precious to the point of being Dean & Deluca-ish, Citarella to Go is the sandwich outlet of...
Food Merchants (Rock Center) September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Sad and vaguely dirty, this joint is less like a restaurant and more like a bomb shelter...
McDonald’s (Rockefeller Center) September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Eating any kind of fast food outside of road trips or hung-over weekends is generally verboten amongst...
Lenny’s (Rock Center) September 7, 2006[CLOSED] No it ain’t Denny’s. Remember that horrendous ad campaign from the 80’s where the two somewhat elderly...
Bread Market Cafe September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Neither a market, nor really a cafe, the Bread Market Cafe is an odd amalgamation of burritos,...
Channel 4 June 20, 2006[CLOSED] An unfortunate affiliation considering NBC’s ratings nosedive. It seems like this bar has really taken it hard,...
Tuscan Square May 15, 2006[CLOSED] Sandwiches as long as a baby’s arm–and almost as tasty. But like all baby-arm eaters, you’re gonna...
Au Croissant & Gourmet May 15, 2006[CLOSED] became: Teresa’s Gourmet Sometimes I honestly don’t feel like doing this. When I have to review a...
