Five Guys – 7th Ave. March 1, 2020Five Guys never seem to be clean. Maybe it’s the white tile motif or the fact they don’t...
Taco Bell (Penn Station) April 24, 2012[CLOSED] You’d have to be crazy or completely desperate to end up eating here. Combining boil-in-a-bag meat and...
The Flying Puck December 2, 2010[CLOSED] What would otherwise be a perfectly serviceable midtown bar full of what could only be construed as...
Brother Jimmy’s BBQ — MSG April 3, 2009[CLOSED] Closer to MSG you could not get. Obviously built to house pre-concert revelers and be-jerseyed Rangers fans,...
Amici 36 January 11, 2009[CLOSED] Another one of those gigantic, meandering midtown lunch joints with every imaginable kind of food under glass....
Subway (Madison Square Garden) November 8, 2008[CLOSED] Oh Christ, I’ve gone and done it again. I swore up and down I was done with...
Walter’s Bar October 8, 2008I’m not really sure what to say about this place other than I think my fraternity basement might...
Deno’s Bikini Bar U.S.A. October 8, 2008[CLOSED] Um, uh. Ehem. Like… *Cough* So… Very very young girls in bikinis serving grown men beers in...
Stout NYC June 2, 2008One of the few Madison Square Garden area bars without Blarney in its name, Stout tries to class...
Chipotle – Penn Plaza May 22, 2008Yes, they have tacos. Sure, burritos are on the menu. I think there’s like one other thing they...
Fat Annie’s Truck Stop (aka F.A.T.S.) April 6, 2008[CLOSED] Originally planning to go next door to Stout prior to seeing The Police pull out their walkers...
Azuki February 29, 2008For some reason the name of this place looks really cool written out. Look at it. There’s something...
Pax Wholesome Foods (MSG Area) January 24, 2008[CLOSED] It seems a while back that I had a real problem with this place. Not this particular...
Hammerstein Ballroom January 23, 2008It took me quite a while to get to a show here. It turns out that my first...
Chef Yu December 24, 2007Discerning one Chinese restaurant from another is a tough. Especially, that is, if the place is nothing special...
Gotham Hall June 24, 2007There are all sorts of these venues in Manhattan that used to be something else and are now...
Tír na nÓg – Penn Station March 7, 2007[CLOSED at this location] We could have all sorts of fun with this name (especially with a word...
Sbarro (Madison Square Garden) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Sbarro, the pizza eaten by mall slobs throughout the the country, is actually Italian for “sub par.”...
