Arturo’s Pizza January 10, 2020The year was 1995. I was living on 85th Street between York and East End. A quiet block....
Artichoke Basille’s Pizza – Greenwich Village October 16, 2015I’m not sure who the complete sadist was who came up with the idea for this place. Actually,...
Pizza Paradise August 17, 2012If this is paradise, what the fuck does real life look like? The neon ‘dining room’ sign over...
Belmora Pizza & Restaurant April 2, 2012They use the term “restaurant” loosely here. I mean generally restaurants don’t have benches bolted to the floor,...
Angelo’s Pizza (57th St.) August 7, 2011Brick oven pizza is like what I imagine crack is like to, well, a crack addict. I’ve honestly...
Red Stone Pizzeria Cafe May 17, 2011[CLOSED] I can’t even tell you how many chicken rolls I’ve had over the course of my lifetime,...
Papa Perrone’s March 3, 2011[CLOSED] I grew up on a coast with no Italians. My only reference was the Godfather movies and...
San Marzano Brick Oven Pizzeria August 29, 2010[CLOSED] Wandering around the Lower East Side looking for food is both challenging and not. There are tons...
2 Bros. Pizza August 23, 2009Doughy and not in any way refined, the pizza at what amounts to a corner stand a stone’s...
Lazzara’s Pizza May 25, 2009[CLOSED at this location] “Pizza that suffers from pizza-envy” was the first thing that came to mind when...
John & Tony’s West March 4, 2009[CLOSED] Who knew that you could find something edible under the PABT bridge? I’m not sure that’s the...
Mitchel London Pizza May 3, 2008[CLOSED] The fact that the owners of Burgers & Cupcakes could even pull it together long enough to...
Patsy’s Pizzeria (Upper West Side) December 20, 2007There are few things that travel worse than thin crust pizza. Nachos come to mind. And smoothies. And...
Fat Sal’s Pizza December 20, 2007[CLOSED] Fat Sal’s doesn’t amount to much more than a storefront with a small glass case filled with...
Pomodoro Pizza November 28, 2007[CLOSED] What amounts to a greasy pizza shop with a few tables crammed into it, Pomodoro was surprisingly...
Otto Enoteca Pizzeria September 23, 2007[CLOSED] I can’t hear the name Otto without thinking about the worst mascot in college sports history. I’m...
Enzo’s Pizza September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Talk about a crime of convenience. I walk right out of bar with a wicked hunger, and...
Two Boots – Rockefeller Center January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Mmmm boots. Wow, that steak tasted like and old boot. I think I’m gonna boot. I’m gonna...
