All I can think about when I hear the name Gatsby is the scene in the book where that chick gets hit by a car and "her left breast swings free like a flap." The...
Hahahahaha, I get it! It's a play on words! It's like that place that used to be on the UES many years ago, Mug Shots. They had booking photos of famous arres...
The kids have wood. Well, the students have cedar, at least. And by the looks of this place, it took a whole forest of those big boys to build it. Such a quin...
Packed with bustling kiddies, FBK is two, two, two joints in one. As one walks into the narrow "bar" side and is assaulted by the drunken, underage grindfest an...
Upper East Side, living-with-mommy-spending-daddy's-credit card-kids are scary. Imagine if a couple of these kids got a "loan" from mom and dad to open a sick...
Drunk dudes rejoice, you have found the Mecca of cheap beer and fraternity antics. Okay, so it ain't the place I remember squeezing my 22-year-old frame int...
Hide the babies, lock up the women and get your daughters to a nunnery or something, I'm gonna drop the "s" bomb... SERENDIPITY. That's right, I said it; that w...
Darts and beer. It doesn't get simpler than that. After all, this is a simple place that serves a simple crowd. College students don't give a shit about amb...
Nobody likes to have the wool pulled over his or her eyes--especially when it's really, really obvious. The fact that the owners of Big City expect us to beli...
If this were 1991, we would call this place Ship of Tools. Actually, we would probably still be calling it by its former incarnation, Easy Street. The name ...
Who do these people think they're fooling? The Cowboy Bar may be gone, but the high cheese factor remains. This unfortunate joke of a bar comes complete with a ...
We didn't think it was possible to get more sad than the Dapper Dog--then came The Quiet Man (so silent you could hear a pin drop). In the wake of what was tha...
Aah, those first couple of post-college years spent drinking Bud Light at 4 AM on Thursday nights... Ah, the days when wearing your "good" hat constituted forma...
The old joke goes that Jake's only dilemma is that he can't get any chicks into his bar. Seriously, what self-respecting yuppie UWS woman would want to drag her...
Became: Al's
Aptly nicknamed by locals "Wings `n Winger", this Upper East Side sports/post-frat bar features all the wings you can eat and all the loud 80's h...
The king of NYC college dive bars, "claustrophobic and stinky" are the two most common words uttered when speaking about this "shithole." "Fucked up drunk" are ...
One surveyor claims he drank an elephant piss beer from Pakistan -- and we don't doubt it. This place has a menu as long as an elephant's member, filled with be...
Nicknamed "Snapple Creek", because, like Snapple, this place used to be all the rage and now nobody'll touch the shit with a ten foot pole. The crowd is bas...
