The Delta Grill August 6, 2003[CLOSED] How everyone in Louisiana doesn’t weigh 8,000 pounds is beyond me. Their food is devoid of greenery...
Cafe Brasil August 6, 2003[CLOSED] This little Brazilian joint had fewer customers than the Jonestown Second Annual Family Reunion and Barbeque. And...
MacDougal St. Ale House August 6, 2003Hide the babies, lock up the women and get your daughters to a nunnery or something, I’m gonna...
Hard Rock Cafe August 6, 2003[CLOSED at this location] So, we decided to go to a theme restaurant… and we ran smack-dab into...
Happy Burger August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Welcome to Mel’s Diner–without Flo and that wacky Alice. Yup, it’s just Mel in his greasy t-shirt...
San Loco – Avenue A August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Sometimes food ain’t pretty. Sometimes it isn’t presented on a white plate with swirled decorations and garnishes....
O’Flaherty’s Ale House August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Come one; come all to the God awful fakery that is O’Flaherty’s. There’s just something about an...
Golden Chicken & Ribs August 6, 2003[CLOSED] There are some places that really shouldn’t have tables in them–places not fit for human eat-in consumption....
Brother Jimmy’s BBQ — The West Side August 6, 2003[CLOSED] One couldn’t find a place less like the Deep South than The Upper West Side of Manhattan....
Roseland Ballroom August 6, 2003[CLOSED] We’ve been here for tons of concerts over the years. This is one of the biggest–if not...
Bali Nusa Indah August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Funny thing Indonesian food. It’s not quite Chinese or Thai or Japanese or Vietnamese or even Indian–it’s...
Iggy’s August 6, 2003“Just fuckin’ kill me.” That’s all I kept repeating while standing in this dump. I thought I was...
Mercury Bar – Westside August 6, 2003Mercury Bar has a fresh feel to it. I’m not really sure what that means, but the joint...
Mee Noodle Shop – Hell’s Kitchen August 6, 2003[CLOSED] Mee Noodle is a big sweaty house of noodley fun. Chinese guys with rusty strainers perspire over...
La Cocina (Times Square) August 6, 2003[CLOSED] The shit’s okay. The place isn’t that clean. I’d rather have Taco Bell. I’d rather have a...
Matchstick Men August 1, 2003I had no expectation that this was going to be a great work of literature. I didn’t think...