Wok & Roll


Straight from the malls of middle America and into your home comes Wok & Roll. This food court staple is Chinese food for areas that don’t have any Chinese food–or Chinese people to cook that Chinese food. Luckily for us here in Manhattan, we have both real Chinese food and real Chinese people. We even have an entire section of town dedicated to the displaced thousands from the land of billions. This makes mall outlets such as this one unnecessary and, frankly, just plain silly. We can eat cheaper. We can eat better. We can eat healthier. We can avoid sitting next to the nice French family who are drawn to pink neon like moths to your parents’ porch light. Keep this crap in the mall and keep it the hell out of my city. [MF]

705 8th Ave.