McAleer’s Pub August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Looking for a good, honest to goodness pub that serves great burgers and a decent pint? Look...
Tequilaville August 4, 2001[CLOSED] The only mass-produced Mexican food that’s really worth anything is Taco Bell. Period. Along comes Tequilaville, where...
Korova Milk Bar August 4, 2001[CLOSED] If you’re not familiar with A Clockwork Orange you might not get what’s going on here. Is...
Così Sandwich Bar (Union Square) August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Cosí, the sandwich of champions. Well, more like the sandwich of yuppies and worker bees. Granted, this...
Knitting Factory August 4, 2001[CLOSED at this location] If you are a fan of jazz or cool alternative music, then you have...
Zarela August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Wow! The negative reviews for this place have been rolling in. Charges of food poisoning, one hour...
Etou August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Et tu Etou? Yet another new contender in the UES sushi war–vying for the almighty yuppie dollar...
Billy’s (S)topless August 4, 2001[CLOSED] You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Ben Kenobi quotes aside, you...
Telephone Bar and Grill August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Theme restaurants are weird. You got your WWF joint and your ESPN Zone, which are just flat out...
Mary Ann’s (Upper East Side) August 4, 2001[CLOSED] It’s always amazing how people flock to mediocre Mexican places, despite the crowds, the so-so food and...
Apple Restaurant & Bom Bar August 4, 2001[CLOSED] First off, what the hell is a bom bar? I think it means schizophrenic in Thai or...
John’s Pizzeria Eastside August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Just like its West Side counterpart, John’s UES restaurant features a more upscale dining experience than the...
John’s Pizzeria Westside August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Again, exactly the same incredible pizza as the other John’s, but with that UWS feel. As is...
Panorama Cafe August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Hello, I’m Eurotrash, party of six. Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another annoying subspecies...
Annie’s August 4, 2001[CLOSED] There are some places in Manhattan that can only exist on the Upper East Side. Annie’s is...
Raccoon Lodge (Upper West Side) August 4, 2001[CLOSED] We’re not quite sure who told New York bar owners that New Yorkers like cowboy stuff, but...
First August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Sticking to the old East Village adage that naming your place after the street on which it’s...
El Teddy’s August 4, 2001[CLOSED] If you haven’t been in El Teddy’s, you’ve probably walked by it and wondered what the hell...
