Lyon Bouchon Moderne December 12, 2012[CLOSED] I got totally hopped up on beef at this joint. Like multiple cows died in my ravenous...
Yerba Buena Perry September 16, 2012[CLOSED] I wish I could say I actually ate something at this joint. The menu looked fun and...
Pizza Paradise August 17, 2012[CLOSED] If this is paradise, what the fuck does real life look like? The neon ‘dining room’ sign...
Oasis August 12, 2012[CLOSED] I could see how having this joint right next to the subway exit could get dangerous. You’ve...
A Voce July 18, 2012[CLOSED] Welcome to the most expensive food court in the known world. Otherwise known as the Time Warner...
Bill’s Gay Nineties June 13, 2012[CLOSED] The name of this joint always confused me. Is it “gay” because they play piano music here?...
Coppersmith’s May 4, 2012[CLOSED] Nothing like a relatively personalityless bar in a neighborhood transitioning away from that kind of thing. There...
Taco Bell (Penn Station) April 24, 2012[CLOSED] You’d have to be crazy or completely desperate to end up eating here. Combining boil-in-a-bag meat and...
Belmora Pizza & Restaurant April 2, 2012[CLOSED] They use the term “restaurant” loosely here. I mean generally restaurants don’t have benches bolted to the...
Colicchio & Sons March 8, 2012[CLOSED] It was with much hesitance that we came back to the scene of one of the most...
The Lovin’ Cup Cafe February 1, 2012[CLOSED] I will come right out and say that I’m by no means a local when in Brooklyn....
El Maguey y La Tuna January 15, 2012[CLOSED] Hooray for the old skool Mexican joint. Seriously, fuck that gold-plated burrito shit; this is the real...
Bay Leaf Indian Brasserie January 15, 2012[CLOSED] Now part of: Benihana I guess the suits need a place to gorge themselves on Indian buffet....
Cameo Gallery December 2, 2011[CLOSED] There are more music spaces these days in Williamsburg than there are ironic mustaches on the M...
La Silhouette November 14, 2011[CLOSED] In trying to find a good restaurant for Hipster Dad’s birthday, I wanted some place that wasn’t...
Emmett O’Lunney’s Irish Pub October 24, 2011[CLOSED] I should have known going here after a Michael Jackson event was a bad idea. From a...
Má Pêche September 30, 2011[CLOSED] Apparently this dude David Chang is some sort of famous guy or something. Ok, famous in the...
The Open Door Gastropub September 7, 2011[CLOSED] We came upon the aptly named Open Door on a snowy in January. Apparently they don’t get...
