Down the HatchThe king of NYC college dive bars, “claustrophobic and stinky” are the two most common words uttered when speaking about this “shithole.” “Fucked up drunk” are three more words. If you’re looking for a nice bathroom, spacious accommodations or a non-aggravating experience, don’t come here. If you want foosball, easy women and endless pitchers of beer, then come on in and be sure to wear your favorite flannel. [MF]

179 W 4th St.