Ethan Hawke

Juliet, Naked

Juliet, Naked

I read the novel on which this movie is based. I didn't really like it. So, to summarize, I decided to waste 90 minutes of my life watching a film based on a book...
First Reformed

First Reformed

Holy Jesus! No, seriously, holy Jesus. I had no idea this movie was a thing until some end-of-year list wrap-ups that mentioned a shockingly good performance from...
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

The first stumbling block here is the overly clumsy title. It's a book title, not a movie title. It doesn't roll off the tongue. It doesn't shorten to a nice concise two...
Taking Lives

Taking Lives

Not even a nude sex scene with Angelina Jolie can boost this stinker above one star. Shit, I'd give Gia an extra star just for her taking off her top and trying to grind...
Training Day

Training Day

King Kong ain't got nothing on me! Whatever. Never have I heard such drivel from Academy Award nominated performance. Shit, any idiot can play a bad guy. Now don't get...