Greenwich Village

    Neighborhood on the west side of Lower Manhattan

    Oliver's Bar and Grill

    Oliver’s Bar and Grill

    [CLOSED] Somehow they’ve taken the space that was the dreadful Barney Mac’s and super-sucked it. I mean I...
    Minetta Tavern

    Minetta Tavern

    [CLOSED] Reopened: Minetta Tavern (II) The fact that this thing is just getting its place on The Survey...
    Otoo

    Otto Enoteca Pizzeria

    [CLOSED] I can’t hear the name Otto without thinking about the worst mascot in college sports history. I’m...
    Camaje

    Camaje Bistro

    [CLOSED] On a space scale of small to large, Camaje ranks a tiny. Its smallness is also its...
    Bellavitae

    Bellavitae

    [CLOSED] The problem with writing reviews on this site is that I often attend meals and whatnot with...
    The Dove

    The Dove

    [CLOSED] Subterranean Victorian living rooms are all the rage these days. Lies. But in the case of The...
    Askew

    Askew

    [CLOSED] This place is more confused than Jamie Lee Curtis’ first gynecologist. Is it a restaurant or a...
    Village

    Village

    [CLOSED] Anybody who tells you stars are just normal people like you and me has obviously never sat...
    North Square Lounge

    North Square Lounge

    “I don’t see color; I’m a social scientist.” True words spoken by a pretentious little prick sitting next...
    Hipster

    Cafe Creole

    [CLOSED] Screeeech! Ah, the sound of that preverbal needle ripping away from a wax disc. In a kind...
    Hipster

    Deborah

    [CLOSED] It seems that every one of these little places we go to that is called like Fred’s...
    Hipster

    Greenwich Brewing Company

    [CLOSED] The thing that generally makes a good bar a good bar is personality. Therefore, Greenwich Brewing’s stunning...
    Hipster

    Do Hwa

    [CLOSED] Say wha? Oh those wacky Koreans and their monosyllabic names–what are we gonna do with them, right?...
    Fat Black Pussycat

    The Fat Black Pussycat

    Packed with bustling kiddies, FBPC is two, two, two joints in one. As one walks into the narrow...
    Tio Pepe

    Tio Pepe

    Arrrriba! Sorry, I have to start all my horrendous Spanish/Mexican reviews with some trite Spanish cliché. It’s a...
    MacDougal St. Ale House

    MacDougal St. Ale House

    Hide the babies, lock up the women and get your daughters to a nunnery or something, I’m gonna...