Patsy’s Pizzeria (Upper West Side) December 20, 2007There are few things that travel worse than thin crust pizza. Nachos come to mind. And smoothies. And...
Fat Sal’s Pizza December 20, 2007[CLOSED] Fat Sal’s doesn’t amount to much more than a storefront with a small glass case filled with...
Pomodoro Pizza November 28, 2007[CLOSED] What amounts to a greasy pizza shop with a few tables crammed into it, Pomodoro was surprisingly...
Otto Enoteca Pizzeria September 23, 2007[CLOSED] I can’t hear the name Otto without thinking about the worst mascot in college sports history. I’m...
Enzo’s Pizza September 7, 2006[CLOSED] Talk about a crime of convenience. I walk right out of bar with a wicked hunger, and...
Two Boots – Rockefeller Center January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Mmmm boots. Wow, that steak tasted like and old boot. I think I’m gonna boot. I’m gonna...
Teresa’s Gourmet Cafe January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Everything to everyone. Isn’t that the old adage? What the hell is an adage anyway? And what...
Giuseppe’s January 14, 2006[CLOSED] Manhattan truly is the home of the generically named pizza joint. They dot the eastside from the...
Patsy’s Pizzeria (Upper East Side) February 7, 2005[CLOSED] Just mentioning Patsy’s makes me crave that thick, delicious pepperoni. Not digging on swine, I pretend that...
Mimma’s Pizza December 15, 2004[CLOSED] The original joint that inspired the timeless pun, “You can make a chicken roll, but you can’t...
Patsy’s Pizzeria (Greenwich Village) October 21, 2004[CLOSED] This was most certainly not like the pizza places around my university. We had little, miniature slices...
Patsy’s Pizzeria (Murray Hill) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] There’s not much bad one can say about brick oven pizza. Honestly, it’s almost like badmouthing a...
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Times Square) February 5, 2004Well, this Ray’s has the dubious distinction of being the dirtiest, dingiest member of the chain. The day...
Famous Famiglia Pizza (Times Square – South) February 5, 2004The only thing this place is famous for is overcharging unsuspecting tourists for mediocre pizza. A couple slices...
Le Rendez-vous Cafe February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Is it an Italian pizza place, or is it a Mediterranean falafel joint? We suppose it’s both–but...
Sbarro (Madison Square Garden) February 5, 2004[CLOSED] Sbarro, the pizza eaten by mall slobs throughout the the country, is actually Italian for “sub par.”...
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Midtown West) April 1, 2003[CLOSED] Oh Ray, your pizza is divine. You are New York. You’re everywhere, yet you’re nowhere. You’re like...
Famous Famiglia Pizza (Upper East Side) February 10, 2003Pizza: there’s no better food in the world when you’re in a complete stupor. I’m talking less about...
