Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Midtown West)

Famous Original Ray's MTW


Oh Ray, your pizza is divine. You are New York. You’re everywhere, yet you’re nowhere. You’re like the riddle of the Sphinx. You’re an enigma wrapped inside a riddle, wrapped inside a beautiful, beautiful calzone. Too bad you’re a faithless provider, giving away your good name to all comers. If we didn’t love your otherworldly gifts to the extent that we do, we would serve your overexposed visage to the gorgon and be done with you. But, alas, your chicken rolls are so tasty… *sigh* [MF]