Famous Famiglia Pizza (Times Square – North) February 10, 2003[CLOSED] Ambiance is not this place’s strong suit. Not that we expect anything approximation a fine dining experience...
Luigi’s Pizza February 10, 2003[CLOSED] There really is no such thing as a light meal at Luigi’s. Even things that purport to...
Mama Sbarro’s October 14, 2002[CLOSED] This place confuses the crap out of us. It seems to be a regular Sbarro’s (the chain...
Ray Bari Pizza (Upper East Side) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Ray Bari does for pizza what Sbarro does for, well, pizza. Spreading the joy of dough, tomato...
Anna Maria June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Anna Maria gets a big pat on the back for bringing me right back to my drunken...
Domino’s Pizza (Carnegie Hill) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We aren’t snobs here at Mr. Hipster survey. We’ll review just about anything if they serve food...
Joe’s Pizza June 9, 2002Joe’s and sobriety. Sobriety and Joe’s. No matter which way I write it, it just doesn’t work together....
Famous Original Ray’s Pizza (Yorkville) June 9, 2002[CLOSED] We’re not sure what makes NYC pizza shop owners think that the name Ray somehow inspires people...
Roma Pizza June 9, 2002[CLOSED] Like the great Phoenix, Roma Pizza rises from the ashes of the great La Mia Pizzeria. Honestly,...
John’s Pizzeria Eastside August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Just like its West Side counterpart, John’s UES restaurant features a more upscale dining experience than the...
John’s Pizzeria Westside August 4, 2001[CLOSED] Again, exactly the same incredible pizza as the other John’s, but with that UWS feel. As is...
John’s Pizzeria Times Square August 4, 2001Same delicious pizza, totally different atmosphere. Were as the original downtown location is old world and run down,...
Pizzeria Uno (Upper East Side) August 4, 2001[CLOSED] One of six of this chain of Chicago style pizza joints in Manhattan, this one is particularly...
Two Boots – Bleecker (To Go-Go) October 4, 2000[CLOSED] Two Boots is way dangerous to eat while you’re drunk. Normally all you have to worry about...
Two Boots – Grand Central October 4, 2000[CLOSED] This is one of those pizza places that you either love or hate. Pizza purists might scowl...
Totonno’s Pizzeria Napolitano (UES) October 4, 2000[CLOSED] If you’re a fan of brickoven pizza, then this is your kind of place. Consistently packed, and...
Naples 45 October 4, 2000[CLOSED] “Brick oven pizzas the size of surfboards,” “Meatballs that taste like bricks,” “Waiters who are completely brickheaded.”...
Zesty Pizzeria February 26, 2000[CLOSED] What can we say about Zesty? Actually, not much, as it’s just another take-out-type pizza place that’s...