Kips Bay

Under the Volcano

Under the Volcano

[CLOSED] Named after a 1980’s movie about a bunch of munchkins who take over a hotel… What? That’s Under the Rainbow? Ha, sorry. Named after…

Tabla

Tabla

[CLOSED] Let me just start off by saying we walked through the doors at this place pretty much completely bombed. Why the hell would you…

Rosehill

[CLOSED] is now: Artisanal Formerly An American Place, someone got smart and changed that retarded name. . . to another stupid name. Now sounding like…

Rodeo Bar

Rodeo Bar

[CLOSED] Apparently this is one of the biggest country and western bars in New York City. To the casual observer it looks like a bizarre…

Red Sky

Red Sky

[CLOSED] Sometimes places just teeter on the edge of uncool. Using the transitive property: just because a place is not cool doesn’t make it uncool,…

Park Avenue Country Club

Park Avenue Country Club

[CLOSED] Don’t let them fool you — there is nothing country, nor anything clubbish about the Park Ave. Country Club. Don’t bother calling for reservations…

McCormack’s

McCormack’s

[CLOSED] It’s so nice that the old, neighborhood alcoholics have somewhere to go. Shunned by the yuppies and the hippies and the preppies (and all…

Ixta

[CLOSED] Mr. Mxyzptlk, are you there? Boy have we found the place for you. Better not call Bizarro Superman and The Scarecrow to tell ’em…

The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man

If you dig young financial guys in suits with fat cigars and bad attitudes, then this is your happy hour haven. If you are a…

Blue Smoke

Blue Smoke

I must admit that I have trouble keeping my ribs straight. No, I don’t mean I walk all funny and shit; it’s just that I…

Artisanal

Artisanal

[CLOSED] Ah, the Frenchies have it good. They work like 20 hour weeks, usurp credit for other country’s military actions and get to sit around…